Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
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In Movies:
ita ! So far I've seen that Brave is Highlander, How To Train Your Dragon, and Mulan.
With a girl, a girl and a bear, and white people, respectively.
People are really sure about this.
Tom Scola I’be heard that it’s Koyaanisqatsi with a plot. Or that it's My Dinner With Andre in the woods.
In Natter:
msbelle: I know I wrote a school paper in elementary school about how John Denver and Olivia Newton-John would be my preferred parents. billytea: Listening, especially easy listening, is such an important part of being a parent.
In Natter:
Consuela: Roberts is the Severus Snape of the Supreme Court.
Jessica: He voted for healthcare because he's always been secretly in love with Obama's mom?
DYING HERE.
In Bitches (I'm only here for the setup):
Steph L.: Aims, what's Greek quinoa? What do you put in it?
billytea: Crippling public debt!
In Natter:
Jessica: I can't believe I'm actually having an argument right now over whether the storm troopers on Hoth are called storm troopers or snow troopers. I should let the five-year old win this one, shouldn't I?
Burrell: Jessica, according to my 7 year old they are snow troopers.
signed, Had that Discussion Already
Signed, hasn't had that exact discussion, but many, many like it.
In Premium, self-explanatory:
Jessica: At this rate, his next project will be called Aaron which will be a workplace dramedy about Aaron Sorkin writing a TV series called The Sorkin Show. In the second episode, the second episode of the show-within-a-show is reviewed badly, and then everyone watches Synecdoche, NY.
Calli writes her epitaph, in Literary:
Calli Grafiti
The Most NGA
Libertine of
Her Time
1967-2058
billytea, in Natter, context-free:
Hands are never down in a freestyle rap battle!
In Bitches,
Typo Boy.
May your cousin's wife recover completely in spite of the socialist hellhole that is France shoving high quality healthcare down her throat.
Smonster bringing the Cee Lo in Bitches:
I hear 'em telling me that I just can't wear that
So I'm like, "Fuck you."
These demons talking in my ear, saying I'm too fat
And I'm like "Fuck you."
They say "If you were thinner, you'd be a winner!"
Well, ain't that some shit. (Ain't that some shit)
These demons won't go away, but I won't let them hold sway
So I'm like, "FUCK YOU."
I could go on. And might.