In Bitches,
Liese:Oh, yeah, he doesn't know the pain of a knitting bender. You wake up all covered in gun cozies and you don't even recognize the colorways.
Note to self: religion freaky.
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Beverly - May 14, 2012 11:15:55 pm PDT #832 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Ginger - May 15, 2012 5:48:56 am PDT #833 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
amych offers more on the heartbreak of knitting benders:
Knitting benders totes exist, and it ain't pretty. Or rather, it's very pretty until you find yourself at 5 in the morning with a whole new project because you rolled right into it after finishing the old one because you just had to dig into that new yarn and DAMN. Your hands. Damn.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 16, 2012 5:49:23 am PDT #834 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Buffista Movies 7:
billytea:
According to IMDB, he's 187 cm tall, which would certainly dwarf me; Evans is listed as 184 cm, so while shorter, isn't that much shorter. (The tallest Avenger is Chris Hemsworth at 191 cm. Ruffalo and Downey Jr, and Johanssen of course, are all shorter than I am.)
bon bon:
SPEAK ENGLISH.
Toddson - May 17, 2012 8:27:56 am PDT #835 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Dana, in Procedurals, on the government:
I have never met a group of people more enamored with cutesy acronyms and logos that they put together in MS Paint using Comic Sans.
Zenkitty - May 22, 2012 12:18:23 pm PDT #836 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Allyson in Natter:
They should offer comeback classes in the style of Krav, where they spin you around, shut out the lights, and stick their foot up your ass while saying some sexist shit and you have to come up with awesome one-liners in 5 seconds in order to get your blue belt in street harassment comebacks.
Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2012 10:45:08 am PDT #837 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jilli in natter:
Ha! As a fellow cat person, I'm going to make more of an effort to refer to mine as FURRY RECIDIVISTS, because that's what they are.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 23, 2012 3:49:55 pm PDT #838 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Natter:
Over-Invested Cat Lady: Are their children pets?...NO...and neither are ours.
Jessica: No...but your cats are. Unless there's more to this story than I want to know.
EpicTangent - May 23, 2012 11:05:58 pm PDT #839 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Movies:
Polter-Cow:
‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Moving To March 2013 To Add 3D For Bigger Foreign Box Office.
I know no one here was actually waiting for this movie, but this is such a bizarre piece of news. One month from its release date, it gets pushed back nine months ? (Also, does it really take that long to do 3D??)
Matt tBF:
To make a Channing Tatum character three-dimensional they're going to have to invent whole new technologies.
Jesse - May 26, 2012 3:57:36 am PDT #840 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
billytea in Natter:
Even before you pull out your razor, a cat in the shower is having a very bad day.
Tom Scola - May 29, 2012 4:30:11 am PDT #841 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Procedurals, Ginger’s version of Elisabeth Röhm’s character being fired from Law & Order:
BRANCH
You're a decent attorney, but in this office, we need attorneys who have more than one facial expression.
SERENA
I was born without facial expressions. I shouldn't be punished for it.
(pause)
Does Jack feel as strongly about this as you do?
BRANCH
No. But it's my office and my decision. He might have fought for more for you if he had slept with you, but you're a lesbian.