Burrell in Natter, keeping it real:
I'm having a flashback to a krav maga instructor saying, "when someone head butts you in real life..." and thinking, "people don't head butt me in real life." Of course, that was before I had children.
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Burrell in Natter, keeping it real:
I'm having a flashback to a krav maga instructor saying, "when someone head butts you in real life..." and thinking, "people don't head butt me in real life." Of course, that was before I had children.
Burrell in Natter again, with the setup by ita !. So true, so true.
ita !: I'm either not making it out of this alive or sober or sane.
Burrell: If you're going to chuck one of those, I'd chuck sober. And now suddenly I'm trying FCM that one. Hmm? I guess I would M alive, C sober and F sanity.
In Bitches:
Aims Joe loves Idina and it's cute how he thinks he can beat up Taye Diggs and take her. Dude. Taye Diggs would kick your ass from here to Broadway. Yain't gettin' 'er.
SuziQ I think Idina would then kick Joe's ass all the way back just for trying something. But Joe might like that part.
In Movies:
ita !: I've never watched Titanic--does making it 3D have much of a purpose other than adding another X onto the disaster porn rating? Make the necklace look more tangible?
Matt TBF: I'm waiting for it to be released in holodeck format so I can feel Leo's face as I'm pushing it below the icy water.
In Bitches:
billytea:
Wallybee: "Ryan, are you stinky?"
Ryan: "No."
Billytea: "Ryan, do you have stinkypants?"
Ryan: "NO!"
Billytea: "Are you telling the truth?"
Ryan: "Nooo..."
Wallybee: "Ryan, let's go change your nappy."
Ryan: "Want Daddy cuddle!"
Billytea: "You want a Daddy cuddle? Ok, come he--"
Ryan: "I'M NOT UNDER OATH!!"
msbelle. In Natter. Context be damned.
smonster, fight club is not a viable work alternative
In Bitches. Connie Neil:
"Breaking news: Two people starved to death in a house because they were politely waiting for the other person to make some sort of noise before getting up to eat breakfast. Film at 11."
Tom Scola in Bitches: (no context necessary, methinks)
I hope that leaves you enough time to sort the M&Ms, Leise.
In Bureaucracy:
DavidS
We're all out of Natter.
-t
We're so lost without it.
Amy
Were we right, posting for so long?
Zenkitty
Making madness out of nothing at all.
In Bitches,
Teppy:
...hurts like a sonofabitch in bastard sauce.