Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Calli - Feb 12, 2012 3:03:03 am PST #801 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Bitches:

Shir
I would just like to point out that Ginger and Erin's awesome advices raised my cover letter from "hey, I'll be useful and shit!" level, to "My agenda may and will evoke memories of Bismarck, blood and iron wise. Hire me, bitch" level.

Truthfully, I'm a bit afraid of myself, after the final version of that cover letter. I never knew my activities and beliefs can be summed in such a way. I almost feel like adding a picture of a kitten there, for the comfort of those who will read it.


WindSparrow - Feb 14, 2012 5:57:56 pm PST #802 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hec, in Bitches.

DavidS The remoulade sauce I made for the TJ crabcakes was quite tasty, so now I'm going to lavish it on my...

Shit. I'm cooking a sausage but I just can't put it in that sentence without the meaning going horribly awry.

Anyway. Weenie with remoulade. Nope. Still bad.


WindSparrow - Feb 15, 2012 8:08:09 pm PST #803 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Not amusing, exactly, but important enough to save for posterity. Bonny fides in Bitches.

Today, we talked about the reasons I'm thinking about taking this dog and my friend said something like, "Well, because you are lonely."

I just smiled, shook my head and glanced at my computer monitor. "Nope. I'm never actually lonely."


Topic!Cindy - Feb 16, 2012 11:07:38 am PST #804 of 1328
What is even happening?

In Bitches...

Sean: I am trying to not smoke today. I'm also avoiding calling it "quitting" for the moment, to pretend it's not that bad.

Polter-Cow: You're just going on hiatus. You're not actually canceled, no, of course, you're definitely coming back midseason, for sure.

Sean: Well, I have smoked. But I'm really getting disgusted by this habit. I hate it every time I light up. I hate the way I smell, and I hate the way my mouth tastes all the time. I'm still (and have been) trying to cut down as much as I can, and working towards not smoking any more.

omnis_audis: Sean, what helped me quit, was vowing to only smoke after sex.


Laura - Feb 17, 2012 5:04:16 am PST #805 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.

In Bitches

askye: If Pollyanna had Facebook it would be all in CAPS LOCK. With run on sentences.


Kate P. - Feb 17, 2012 8:42:29 am PST #806 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

erika in Bitches:

I think I have my outrage on sort of like a virus scan that's in the background...comes on every day, kind of slows up the works but I'm moderately able to do other things.


Zenkitty - Feb 21, 2012 7:03:15 pm PST #807 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Burrell in Natter, keeping it real:

I'm having a flashback to a krav maga instructor saying, "when someone head butts you in real life..." and thinking, "people don't head butt me in real life." Of course, that was before I had children.


smonster - Feb 29, 2012 8:54:49 am PST #808 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Burrell in Natter again, with the setup by ita !. So true, so true.

ita !: I'm either not making it out of this alive or sober or sane.

Burrell: If you're going to chuck one of those, I'd chuck sober. And now suddenly I'm trying FCM that one. Hmm? I guess I would M alive, C sober and F sanity.


WindSparrow - Mar 15, 2012 4:58:59 am PDT #809 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches:

Aims Joe loves Idina and it's cute how he thinks he can beat up Taye Diggs and take her. Dude. Taye Diggs would kick your ass from here to Broadway. Yain't gettin' 'er.

SuziQ I think Idina would then kick Joe's ass all the way back just for trying something. But Joe might like that part.


Burrell - Mar 18, 2012 10:56:56 am PDT #810 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

In Movies:

ita !: I've never watched Titanic--does making it 3D have much of a purpose other than adding another X onto the disaster porn rating? Make the necklace look more tangible?

Matt TBF: I'm waiting for it to be released in holodeck format so I can feel Leo's face as I'm pushing it below the icy water.