Hec, in Bitches.

DavidS The remoulade sauce I made for the TJ crabcakes was quite tasty, so now I'm going to lavish it on my...

Shit. I'm cooking a sausage but I just can't put it in that sentence without the meaning going horribly awry.

Anyway. Weenie with remoulade. Nope. Still bad.

Not amusing, exactly, but important enough to save for posterity. Bonny fides in Bitches.

Today, we talked about the reasons I'm thinking about taking this dog and my friend said something like, "Well, because you are lonely."

I just smiled, shook my head and glanced at my computer monitor. "Nope. I'm never actually lonely."

In Bitches...

Sean: I am trying to not smoke today. I'm also avoiding calling it "quitting" for the moment, to pretend it's not that bad.

Polter-Cow: You're just going on hiatus. You're not actually canceled, no, of course, you're definitely coming back midseason, for sure.

Sean: Well, I have smoked. But I'm really getting disgusted by this habit. I hate it every time I light up. I hate the way I smell, and I hate the way my mouth tastes all the time. I'm still (and have been) trying to cut down as much as I can, and working towards not smoking any more.

omnis_audis: Sean, what helped me quit, was vowing to only smoke after sex.

In Bitches

askye: If Pollyanna had Facebook it would be all in CAPS LOCK. With run on sentences.

erika in Bitches:

I think I have my outrage on sort of like a virus scan that's in the background...comes on every day, kind of slows up the works but I'm moderately able to do other things.

Burrell in Natter, keeping it real:

I'm having a flashback to a krav maga instructor saying, "when someone head butts you in real life..." and thinking, "people don't head butt me in real life." Of course, that was before I had children.

Burrell in Natter again, with the setup by ita !. So true, so true.

ita !: I'm either not making it out of this alive or sober or sane.

Burrell: If you're going to chuck one of those, I'd chuck sober. And now suddenly I'm trying FCM that one. Hmm? I guess I would M alive, C sober and F sanity.

In Bitches:

Aims Joe loves Idina and it's cute how he thinks he can beat up Taye Diggs and take her. Dude. Taye Diggs would kick your ass from here to Broadway. Yain't gettin' 'er.

SuziQ I think Idina would then kick Joe's ass all the way back just for trying something. But Joe might like that part.

In Movies:

ita !: I've never watched Titanic--does making it 3D have much of a purpose other than adding another X onto the disaster porn rating? Make the necklace look more tangible?

Matt TBF: I'm waiting for it to be released in holodeck format so I can feel Leo's face as I'm pushing it below the icy water.

In Bitches:

billytea:

Wallybee: "Ryan, are you stinky?"

Ryan: "No."

Billytea: "Ryan, do you have stinkypants?"

Ryan: "NO!"

Billytea: "Are you telling the truth?"

Ryan: "Nooo..."

Wallybee: "Ryan, let's go change your nappy."

Ryan: "Want Daddy cuddle!"

Billytea: "You want a Daddy cuddle? Ok, come he--"

Ryan: "I'M NOT UNDER OATH!!"