Zoe ,'War Stories'
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From Natter, context be damned:
flea - Plus, since when are Cindy Crawford and Raquel Welch strange-looking? They are both considered among the most beautiful women of the 20th century!
Sophia Brooks - Well apparently they look like black people who pass for white people in North Carolina who like porkchops.
Hec in Natter:
Reading comments is like when Buffy had telepathy, except instead of finding out that most people had their own troubles and were self absorbed, it turns out a lot of people are racist idiots or totally sexist dipshits.
Aims in Bitches:
Joe and I are less than 24 hours into quitting and he's doing great. Me? NSM. I keep filking Human League in my head.
Keep feeling stabination/tobacco burning/loved so long...
Keep feeling stabination/must keep quitting/holding strong...
We'll see how long I actually last. Either I'll quit for good and feel great about myself, or Joe will kill me when I move into Erasure.
Shir in Bitches:
Depressing fun is the only way intellectuals seem to know to have fun. Well, that, and scholarly use of LOLcats.
In Natter:
Steph: Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.
Jessica: The one they use in the hospital looks more like a crochet hook. There, now I've saved you from ever making a scarf.
In Natter:
Sophia: Does PIV mean anything to anyone else other than "penis in vagina"? My boss just got a meeting request for the "PIV Collaborative"
Steph: That sounds like a fancy way to say "orgy."
Zenkitty, in Bitches:
sj, may the right house fall into your lap! Not literally.
In Natter:
ita !: What's dangerous about the milkshake?
billytea: Your yard may be of inadequate volume to hold all the boys.
ita !, in Natter:
Of all of the ectomies, I think oophrectomy wins for best name. Seriously. What can top that? It's the oophiest!
In Natter:
Sheryl: Feel better people!
Polter-Cow: You're right. The people I'm feeling now just aren't up to snuff.