Amy in Natter (awwww! allergies!)

On the first day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me An echidna in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Three corsets, Two tiara, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Eleven fanfics written, Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Twelve Scola smiles, Eleven fanfics written, Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.

Laura in Bitches:

How we feel about our own competency is usually not accurate. Borrow some of Newt's self confidence. He has plenty to spare.

Matt the Bruins fan in Natter:

If I start breaking out the steam vacuum to do my floors at 11:15 at night y'all will send an exorcist over to drive Monica Geller's spirit out of my body, right?

In Bitches:

erikaj

"Christmas" dinner with the old man tonight. Can't wait to bask in that Teutonic warmth. Bazinga!

David S.

Bring your dirty looks and a full supply of under-the-breath muttering.

erikaj

I always do. Although I'm not being entirely fair, he spent four whole minutes Liking Facebook updates of mine...obviously the sign of a caring individual.

Ginger in Bitches:

The god of the old testament does so many inexplicably terrible things to men and women that I'd be hard put to figure out which sex fares worse. The new testament gives us Paul.

Scola in Movies:

The whole movie is filmed in Pleiadescope™.

ita ! in natter, context be damned:

He asked me why I was competitive. I told him "because I woke up this morning."

Steph L.

Apparently I've been confusing Elvis Presley's birthday with Epiphany my whole life. That's...kinda awesome.

In Movies, Raq: And then it's Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice...and SATAN!

Cass. Bitches.

We're pretty damn supportive for invisible people who may or may not be Labradoodles with excellent typing skills and an ear for snark.