Zenkitty, in Bitches:
sj, may the right house fall into your lap! Not literally.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Scrappy - Jan 20, 2012 8:59:51 am PST #787 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Zenkitty - Jan 21, 2012 6:46:24 pm PST #788 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
ita !: What's dangerous about the milkshake?
billytea: Your yard may be of inadequate volume to hold all the boys.
Tom Scola - Jan 24, 2012 7:15:03 am PST #789 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
ita !, in Natter:
Of all of the ectomies, I think oophrectomy wins for best name. Seriously. What can top that? It's the oophiest!
Zenkitty - Jan 24, 2012 1:25:35 pm PST #790 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
Sheryl: Feel better people!
Polter-Cow: You're right. The people I'm feeling now just aren't up to snuff.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2012 7:06:44 am PST #791 of 1328
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Technically, I should wait to see when they're done, but I think this does deserve to be posted so far.
Buffistas add on to the Fight Club rules in Movies:
9. If this is your second time at Fight Club, you have to bring the tea and crumpets.
10: If Hunger Games contestants show up at Fight Club, you may fight them or trade your crumpets for their scones.
11. Gloves are mandatory for tea time. Hats should be removed.
12. Fight Club Daycare Center is provided for those Fight Club members who could not find a sitter. Fighting is allowed in Fight Club Daycare Center, but gambling on the results is not. Juicy Juice is supplied for all children in Fight Club Daycare Center, but only children who win in a fight get cupcakes.
13. Fight Club is not in any way affiliated with Club Fight. Bringing a club shall be grounds for a strongly worded reprimand.
14. If people show up dressed as monsters and claim they thought this was Fright Club, don't believe them. They've done this before. Apparently it's some flash mob thing.
15. For people interested in snubs, Slight Club is on Wednesday Nights Only. If you can't figure this out consider yourself disinvited.
16: If someone from Knight Club shows up at Fight Club and offers to fight, turn them down. Howerver, if two memberw of Knight Club show up and offer to fight each other, let them. They're actually pretty good, and it's amazing to watch. Seriously, you gotta check this shit out.
[17.]Fight Pub will be open only AFTER the club meeting. Beers are two for five, but only if you punch the bartender first.
18: If the guy from Flight Club shows up, you'll want to turn down his offer to fight. Seriously, he'll try to chop you up with the propeller of his Piper Cub.
19. If you have shown up for Fight Cub, YOU MONSTER. Fight Club does not endorse violence against cute widdle baby bears, only grown testosterone-fueled men.
20. DO NOT TALK about Fight Pub. Seriously. They don't have a liquor license and are trying to stay under the radar, so don't ruin it for everyone.
Contributors: tommyrot, hec, P-C, Steph, Scrappy, Sue, billytea (I know I'll have missed someone. Sorry!)
Fred Pete - Jan 27, 2012 3:46:00 am PST #792 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Connie Neil in Natter:
If cheese is wrong, I don't want to be right.
flea - Jan 28, 2012 2:50:26 am PST #793 of 1328
information libertarian
In Natter:
ita !: My sister is booking a stripper. This stripper. Pictures are so far SFW, but I do see dickbombing in the far background of #6. And for some reason, the slideshow does not go in order of the picture titles.
Amy: What for? Is this a cheering up your mom thing?!
Tom Scola - Jan 31, 2012 5:44:51 am PST #794 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Movies, about the Ferris Beuller Superbowl commercial:
Juliebird: I find it disturbing how much makeup Broderick is actually wearing.
Matt the Bruins fan: Last thing dude sees every night before falling asleep is Sarah Jessica Parker; I can see how that would skew one's impression of the appropriate amount of makeup to wear.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 02, 2012 8:58:12 pm PST #795 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Natter:
ita !: The guy who sold me my car was named Cas(s). I took that as a sign. From above. He gripped me tight and raised me from public transportation.
omnis_audis - Feb 04, 2012 10:14:11 am PST #796 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In Bitches, Shir answers the question of what's the name of her new dog:
Shooky. That's the name the pet rescue center gave him.
I call him "cat" (in Hebrew: hatul). Or asking him "who's a pretty cat?". And then he looks at me like I'm a very stupid person, but it's OK. I prefer cats, he has a silly name, I taunt him, he looks down on me. It's a vicious circle.