Hec in Natter:
Reading comments is like when Buffy had telepathy, except instead of finding out that most people had their own troubles and were self absorbed, it turns out a lot of people are racist idiots or totally sexist dipshits.
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
sj - Jan 07, 2012 4:38:44 pm PST #782 of 1328
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
DCJensen - Jan 11, 2012 5:26:32 pm PST #783 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
Aims in Bitches:
Joe and I are less than 24 hours into quitting and he's doing great. Me? NSM. I keep filking Human League in my head.
Keep feeling stabination/tobacco burning/loved so long...
Keep feeling stabination/must keep quitting/holding strong...
We'll see how long I actually last. Either I'll quit for good and feel great about myself, or Joe will kill me when I move into Erasure.
Zenkitty - Jan 12, 2012 7:15:55 am PST #784 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Shir in Bitches:
Depressing fun is the only way intellectuals seem to know to have fun. Well, that, and scholarly use of LOLcats.
Kate P. - Jan 12, 2012 8:28:35 am PST #785 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Natter:
Steph: Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.
Jessica: The one they use in the hospital looks more like a crochet hook. There, now I've saved you from ever making a scarf.
Jesse - Jan 13, 2012 8:24:22 am PST #786 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Natter:
Sophia: Does PIV mean anything to anyone else other than "penis in vagina"? My boss just got a meeting request for the "PIV Collaborative"
Steph: That sounds like a fancy way to say "orgy."
Scrappy - Jan 20, 2012 8:59:51 am PST #787 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Zenkitty, in Bitches:
sj, may the right house fall into your lap! Not literally.
Zenkitty - Jan 21, 2012 6:46:24 pm PST #788 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
ita !: What's dangerous about the milkshake?
billytea: Your yard may be of inadequate volume to hold all the boys.
Tom Scola - Jan 24, 2012 7:15:03 am PST #789 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
ita !, in Natter:
Of all of the ectomies, I think oophrectomy wins for best name. Seriously. What can top that? It's the oophiest!
Zenkitty - Jan 24, 2012 1:25:35 pm PST #790 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter:
Sheryl: Feel better people!
Polter-Cow: You're right. The people I'm feeling now just aren't up to snuff.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2012 7:06:44 am PST #791 of 1328
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Technically, I should wait to see when they're done, but I think this does deserve to be posted so far.
Buffistas add on to the Fight Club rules in Movies:
9. If this is your second time at Fight Club, you have to bring the tea and crumpets.
10: If Hunger Games contestants show up at Fight Club, you may fight them or trade your crumpets for their scones.
11. Gloves are mandatory for tea time. Hats should be removed.
12. Fight Club Daycare Center is provided for those Fight Club members who could not find a sitter. Fighting is allowed in Fight Club Daycare Center, but gambling on the results is not. Juicy Juice is supplied for all children in Fight Club Daycare Center, but only children who win in a fight get cupcakes.
13. Fight Club is not in any way affiliated with Club Fight. Bringing a club shall be grounds for a strongly worded reprimand.
14. If people show up dressed as monsters and claim they thought this was Fright Club, don't believe them. They've done this before. Apparently it's some flash mob thing.
15. For people interested in snubs, Slight Club is on Wednesday Nights Only. If you can't figure this out consider yourself disinvited.
16: If someone from Knight Club shows up at Fight Club and offers to fight, turn them down. Howerver, if two memberw of Knight Club show up and offer to fight each other, let them. They're actually pretty good, and it's amazing to watch. Seriously, you gotta check this shit out.
[17.]Fight Pub will be open only AFTER the club meeting. Beers are two for five, but only if you punch the bartender first.
18: If the guy from Flight Club shows up, you'll want to turn down his offer to fight. Seriously, he'll try to chop you up with the propeller of his Piper Cub.
19. If you have shown up for Fight Cub, YOU MONSTER. Fight Club does not endorse violence against cute widdle baby bears, only grown testosterone-fueled men.
20. DO NOT TALK about Fight Pub. Seriously. They don't have a liquor license and are trying to stay under the radar, so don't ruin it for everyone.
Contributors: tommyrot, hec, P-C, Steph, Scrappy, Sue, billytea (I know I'll have missed someone. Sorry!)