This cracked me up. Haven’t we all had a day like this especially around the holidays?
msbelle in Goodbye 2011:
It's all good.
- this message brought to [you] by extra carbs and lorazapan.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Java cat - Dec 22, 2011 6:09:40 pm PST #769 of 1328
Not javachik
smonster - Dec 24, 2011 10:35:35 am PST #770 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Festiveness in Natter, with Polter-Cow:
Merry Christmas! Wipe your ass with STYLE!
amych - Dec 24, 2011 12:35:10 pm PST #771 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Amy in Natter (awwww! allergies!)
On the first day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me An echidna in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Three corsets, Two tiara, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Eleven fanfics written, Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Twelve Scola smiles, Eleven fanfics written, Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
SailAweigh - Dec 28, 2011 5:12:18 am PST #772 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Laura in Bitches:
How we feel about our own competency is usually not accurate. Borrow some of Newt's self confidence. He has plenty to spare.
Beverly - Dec 28, 2011 10:53:49 pm PST #773 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Matt the Bruins fan in Natter:
If I start breaking out the steam vacuum to do my floors at 11:15 at night y'all will send an exorcist over to drive Monica Geller's spirit out of my body, right?
WindSparrow - Dec 29, 2011 8:31:22 am PST #774 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
erikaj
"Christmas" dinner with the old man tonight. Can't wait to bask in that Teutonic warmth. Bazinga!
David S.
Bring your dirty looks and a full supply of under-the-breath muttering.
erikaj
I always do. Although I'm not being entirely fair, he spent four whole minutes Liking Facebook updates of mine...obviously the sign of a caring individual.
SailAweigh - Dec 31, 2011 12:31:35 pm PST #775 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Ginger in Bitches:
The god of the old testament does so many inexplicably terrible things to men and women that I'd be hard put to figure out which sex fares worse. The new testament gives us Paul.
Burrell - Jan 03, 2012 7:31:27 am PST #776 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Scola in Movies:
The whole movie is filmed in Pleiadescope™.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 06, 2012 5:25:23 am PST #777 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
ita ! in natter, context be damned:
He asked me why I was competitive. I told him "because I woke up this morning."
Toddson - Jan 06, 2012 11:54:13 am PST #778 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Steph L.
Apparently I've been confusing Elvis Presley's birthday with Epiphany my whole life. That's...kinda awesome.