Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Toddson - Jan 06, 2012 11:54:13 am PST #778 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Steph L.

Apparently I've been confusing Elvis Presley's birthday with Epiphany my whole life. That's...kinda awesome.


Beverly - Jan 06, 2012 2:33:12 pm PST #779 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Movies, Raq: And then it's Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice...and SATAN!


WindSparrow - Jan 06, 2012 7:48:46 pm PST #780 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Cass. Bitches.

We're pretty damn supportive for invisible people who may or may not be Labradoodles with excellent typing skills and an ear for snark.


Ginger - Jan 07, 2012 2:23:17 pm PST #781 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From Natter, context be damned:

flea - Plus, since when are Cindy Crawford and Raquel Welch strange-looking? They are both considered among the most beautiful women of the 20th century!

Sophia Brooks - Well apparently they look like black people who pass for white people in North Carolina who like porkchops.


sj - Jan 07, 2012 4:38:44 pm PST #782 of 1328
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hec in Natter:

Reading comments is like when Buffy had telepathy, except instead of finding out that most people had their own troubles and were self absorbed, it turns out a lot of people are racist idiots or totally sexist dipshits.


DCJensen - Jan 11, 2012 5:26:32 pm PST #783 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.

Aims in Bitches:

Joe and I are less than 24 hours into quitting and he's doing great. Me? NSM. I keep filking Human League in my head.

Keep feeling stabination/tobacco burning/loved so long...
Keep feeling stabination/must keep quitting/holding strong...

We'll see how long I actually last. Either I'll quit for good and feel great about myself, or Joe will kill me when I move into Erasure.


Zenkitty - Jan 12, 2012 7:15:55 am PST #784 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Shir in Bitches:

Depressing fun is the only way intellectuals seem to know to have fun. Well, that, and scholarly use of LOLcats.


Kate P. - Jan 12, 2012 8:28:35 am PST #785 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Natter:

Steph: Some book I read once, set probably pre-1950, maybe, had a pregnant woman who had to break her water with a knitting needle. That put me off pregnancy and knitting.

Jessica: The one they use in the hospital looks more like a crochet hook. There, now I've saved you from ever making a scarf.


Jesse - Jan 13, 2012 8:24:22 am PST #786 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

Sophia: Does PIV mean anything to anyone else other than "penis in vagina"? My boss just got a meeting request for the "PIV Collaborative"

Steph: That sounds like a fancy way to say "orgy."


Scrappy - Jan 20, 2012 8:59:51 am PST #787 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Zenkitty, in Bitches:

sj, may the right house fall into your lap! Not literally.