You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Beverly - Dec 28, 2011 10:53:49 pm PST #773 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Matt the Bruins fan in Natter:

If I start breaking out the steam vacuum to do my floors at 11:15 at night y'all will send an exorcist over to drive Monica Geller's spirit out of my body, right?


WindSparrow - Dec 29, 2011 8:31:22 am PST #774 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches:

erikaj

"Christmas" dinner with the old man tonight. Can't wait to bask in that Teutonic warmth. Bazinga!

David S.

Bring your dirty looks and a full supply of under-the-breath muttering.

erikaj

I always do. Although I'm not being entirely fair, he spent four whole minutes Liking Facebook updates of mine...obviously the sign of a caring individual.


SailAweigh - Dec 31, 2011 12:31:35 pm PST #775 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Ginger in Bitches:

The god of the old testament does so many inexplicably terrible things to men and women that I'd be hard put to figure out which sex fares worse. The new testament gives us Paul.


Burrell - Jan 03, 2012 7:31:27 am PST #776 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Scola in Movies:

The whole movie is filmed in Pleiadescopeā„¢.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 06, 2012 5:25:23 am PST #777 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita ! in natter, context be damned:

He asked me why I was competitive. I told him "because I woke up this morning."


Toddson - Jan 06, 2012 11:54:13 am PST #778 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Steph L.

Apparently I've been confusing Elvis Presley's birthday with Epiphany my whole life. That's...kinda awesome.


Beverly - Jan 06, 2012 2:33:12 pm PST #779 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Movies, Raq: And then it's Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice...and SATAN!


WindSparrow - Jan 06, 2012 7:48:46 pm PST #780 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Cass. Bitches.

We're pretty damn supportive for invisible people who may or may not be Labradoodles with excellent typing skills and an ear for snark.


Ginger - Jan 07, 2012 2:23:17 pm PST #781 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From Natter, context be damned:

flea - Plus, since when are Cindy Crawford and Raquel Welch strange-looking? They are both considered among the most beautiful women of the 20th century!

Sophia Brooks - Well apparently they look like black people who pass for white people in North Carolina who like porkchops.


sj - Jan 07, 2012 4:38:44 pm PST #782 of 1328
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hec in Natter:

Reading comments is like when Buffy had telepathy, except instead of finding out that most people had their own troubles and were self absorbed, it turns out a lot of people are racist idiots or totally sexist dipshits.