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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Burrell - Apr 15, 2011 11:29:13 am PDT #663 of 1328

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'd say I'm posting this without context, but really? It's not like it gets less dirty--or less funny--in context:

Zenkitty: Dear Brain: Talk about subby Batman should remain separate from talk about not eating the bottom part. Thanks.

ita: So subby Batman eats you starting from the bottom?

tommyrot: Yes. And there's pee involved.

Pix - Apr 16, 2011 7:32:43 am PDT #664 of 1328

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Teppy in Literary:

Well, the NYT is excellent at pronouncing new trends about 10 years after even backwaters have embraced them (wasn't it last year, or 2 years ago, that the NYT had that article about "Hey, adults read comics, and there are movies made from them!"?)

So I assume that maybe 5 years from now they'll have a groundbreaking piece on the hot trend of women reading SF/F.

(Upcoming headlines: "Facial Piercings: Not Just For Criminals!"
"Did You Know Cellular Telephones Also Allow Textual Communication? Will The Public Embrace It?"
"HOLY SHIT: Hybrid Automobiles?!?")

aurelia - Apr 17, 2011 10:23:49 pm PDT #665 of 1328

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Liese in Natter:

No one expects Albuquerque beration!

Connie Neil - Apr 21, 2011 3:36:55 pm PDT #666 of 1328

brillig

COMM of the beast.

Yes, I'm cheating.

smonster - Apr 23, 2011 3:35:08 pm PDT #667 of 1328

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Natter, Cass asks for medical advice:

Why does that damn Viagra commercial music get stuck in my head?

Can I seek help if the earworm lasts longer than four hours?

Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2011 2:53:24 pm PDT #668 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Bitches, making me giggle.

Trudy Booth: As if being on hold is not irritating enough, I need to repeatedly hear a recording thanking me for waiting for the next "Phone Ambassador"?

Shir: Maybe "Phone Führer" was already taken.

Barb - Apr 26, 2011 7:56:40 am PDT #669 of 1328

“Not dead yet!”

In Bitches:

smonster: ERIN IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BOMB DIG TASKMASTER HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE (in all the best ways possible)

Erin:I think I will have this printed on my business cards...

smonster: I was thinking pull quote from my testimonial

Erin: Me, too, but it's got a RING for a business card.

smonster - Apr 28, 2011 4:09:13 pm PDT #670 of 1328

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Steph L in Comedy.

I have many hands; I am a Stephalopod.

billytea - Apr 28, 2011 4:09:37 pm PDT #671 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I was just coming to post that, as it is relevant to my interests.

Steph L. - Apr 28, 2011 4:14:25 pm PDT #672 of 1328

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I truly don't know why I never made the connection (and joke) before. I blame the insight on muscle relaxants.

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