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Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Pix - Apr 16, 2011 7:32:43 am PDT #664 of 1328

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Teppy in Literary:

Well, the NYT is excellent at pronouncing new trends about 10 years after even backwaters have embraced them (wasn't it last year, or 2 years ago, that the NYT had that article about "Hey, adults read comics, and there are movies made from them!"?)

So I assume that maybe 5 years from now they'll have a groundbreaking piece on the hot trend of women reading SF/F.

(Upcoming headlines: "Facial Piercings: Not Just For Criminals!"
"Did You Know Cellular Telephones Also Allow Textual Communication? Will The Public Embrace It?"
"HOLY SHIT: Hybrid Automobiles?!?")

aurelia - Apr 17, 2011 10:23:49 pm PDT #665 of 1328

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Liese in Natter:

No one expects Albuquerque beration!

Connie Neil - Apr 21, 2011 3:36:55 pm PDT #666 of 1328

brillig

COMM of the beast.

Yes, I'm cheating.

smonster - Apr 23, 2011 3:35:08 pm PDT #667 of 1328

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Natter, Cass asks for medical advice:

Why does that damn Viagra commercial music get stuck in my head?

Can I seek help if the earworm lasts longer than four hours?

Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2011 2:53:24 pm PDT #668 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Bitches, making me giggle.

Trudy Booth: As if being on hold is not irritating enough, I need to repeatedly hear a recording thanking me for waiting for the next "Phone Ambassador"?

Shir: Maybe "Phone Führer" was already taken.

Barb - Apr 26, 2011 7:56:40 am PDT #669 of 1328

“Not dead yet!”

In Bitches:

smonster: ERIN IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BOMB DIG TASKMASTER HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE (in all the best ways possible)

Erin:I think I will have this printed on my business cards...

smonster: I was thinking pull quote from my testimonial

Erin: Me, too, but it's got a RING for a business card.

smonster - Apr 28, 2011 4:09:13 pm PDT #670 of 1328

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Steph L in Comedy.

I have many hands; I am a Stephalopod.

billytea - Apr 28, 2011 4:09:37 pm PDT #671 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I was just coming to post that, as it is relevant to my interests.

Steph L. - Apr 28, 2011 4:14:25 pm PDT #672 of 1328

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I truly don't know why I never made the connection (and joke) before. I blame the insight on muscle relaxants.

Frankenbuddha - Apr 29, 2011 3:19:06 am PDT #673 of 1328

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ha! I was coming to post that as well.

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