I go away and come back to this (Windsparrow in Bitches):
I think I just rolled my eyes so hard they fell out, and now the cats are batting them around on the floor.
Her response to finding out what "Gor" is (ignorance really can be bliss).
Wild monkey love or tender Sarah McLachlan love?
Xander ,'Him'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - Apr 06, 2011 9:41:52 am PDT #648 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2011 5:46:05 am PDT #649 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erin: Of course politicians get paid during a shut-down. That makes...sense. To them. Because most politicians are hovering on the brink of penury.
Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2011 11:53:43 am PDT #650 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: I know a frequent flyer whose motto is "If you've never missing a plane, you've wasted too much of your life in airports."
Nora Deirdre - Apr 08, 2011 6:59:07 am PDT #651 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Gudanov, in Natter, on the ridiculousness of HR-speak:
Sing it. I hate seeing that "We are looking for people passionate about [some corporate task nobody in the history of everything has ever been passionate about]". What's next "We are looking for people who achieve sexual climax when scheduling conferences"?
aurelia - Apr 08, 2011 1:03:33 pm PDT #652 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
From Natter.
msbelle: ....a magnetic elf, some cilantro, and a spork walk into a bar.
Perkins: Was one of them carrying a root?
smonster - Apr 08, 2011 1:08:53 pm PDT #653 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Also Natter:
Calli: Go not to the elves for cooking, for they will run both hot and cold.
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2011 1:59:31 pm PDT #654 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Yet more Natter:
ita: Words with Friends wouldn't let me play "slut." I'm a bit offended.
aurelia: Words with Friends has denied other mildly off-color words for me. It's a little prudish.
ita: I checked their word list, and it's on there, but they say they don't allow offensive words. I know it was blocking something else for me I was sure was a word, and I guess that was it too.
Erin: Hmph. Words with friends does not know their etymology very well, because slut only came to mean a promiscuous woman fiarly recently.
For centuries, it meant a slovenly woman, usually in a housekeeping or an appearance contest. That's why an old term for dust bunnies is "slut's wool."
msbelle: and Cinderella was once Cinderslut!
Calli: I bet there's porn where she still is.
Cass - Apr 09, 2011 12:51:23 pm PDT #655 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Steph in Natter:
Lie back and think of quadratic equations.
Unless you dig quadratic equations. In which case, keep your kinky freaky math to yourself.
aurelia - Apr 09, 2011 5:42:55 pm PDT #656 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
More Natter.
flea: Dmitri Medvedev has an LJ. Presumably is it not about, say, Winchesters.
-t: Oh, I hope he's a Sam girl.
Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2011 7:33:03 pm PDT #657 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Liese S.: Seriously, people. I am an actual missionary, one who has only ever had sex with her husband, and I don't just do missionary position. I mean, come on. Vanilla is as vanilla does.