Sing it sister!
Erin, in Bitches: It always amazes me that some guys will do most anything to get INSIDE a vagina, but dealing with a vag as anything other than a penis-wallet is anathema.
Present supercool Buffistamen, excepted.
Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.
'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
beekaytee - Mar 12, 2011 9:31:25 am PST #636 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant
Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2011 3:29:04 pm PDT #637 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: A pet keeps reminding you of its existence. A plant, not so much. I could probably keep an indoor plant alive if it would scratch at the door for more sunlight and looking longingly at the faucet.
WindSparrow - Mar 18, 2011 6:15:58 pm PDT #638 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Steph L. in Bitches, on migraine remedies:
I am SO hopped up on migraine goofballs right now I fully expect the purple-spotted elephant floating next to me to start talking ANY TIME NOW.
Maria - Mar 19, 2011 3:57:50 pm PDT #639 of 1328
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Burrell in Natter:
It was clearly marked with a warning label!! And way less traumatic than many other links that have been posted here! Hasselhoff may be tragic, but it's no goatse.czx
quester - Mar 20, 2011 3:18:09 pm PDT #640 of 1328
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
billytea on the dangers of Winter:
NOOO! So begins our long nightmare of 60-degree winter weather. How, how will I go on? If things get really bad, we might even get a frost! (One frost. All winter. Hey, those things are dangerous! I've heard "Wildfire", it killed a horse!)
libkitty - Mar 22, 2011 6:13:26 pm PDT #641 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Trudy Booth - Mar 24, 2011 7:34:49 am PDT #642 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Liese S.: Ha. I was amused last night at how long it took from thread creation to the first post alone! I am the midnight thread creator what creates at midnight.
Barb - Mar 29, 2011 6:53:32 am PDT #643 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
In Literary:
le nubian: Anyone still reading the Clan of the Cave Bear series?
ita: Seriously? Is Jondalar still deep dicking Ayla with his majestic schlong? Or have we moved on to new characters?
Barb - Mar 29, 2011 7:47:36 am PDT #644 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
And more Literary, stayin' classy:
ita: My go to "You don't know I'm reading porn right now" as a kid was a sci fi series with a lizard race with bifurcated peen.
le nubian: I dare you to google that.
le nubian: triple dog dare you
Amy: I just did. Mostly links to stuff about reptiles, sadly.
Gud: Did you turn off safe search first? Otherwise it's like sticking your tongue on a lightpole in the middle of summer.
le nubian: watch Avatar fan fic show up.
Burrell - Mar 30, 2011 10:31:13 am PDT #645 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Not a funny quotation this time, but definitely a sentiment worth preserving:
Liese: Change happens in the heart, one person wrestling with it at a time, and over time (and probably through backtracks) that one person becomes a different person. And that person is in the world, so you have changed the world.