In Literary:
le nubian: Anyone still reading the Clan of the Cave Bear series?
ita: Seriously? Is Jondalar still deep dicking Ayla with his majestic schlong? Or have we moved on to new characters?
Xander: Am I right, Giles? Giles: I'm almost certain you're not. Though, to be fair, I haven't been
listening.
'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Barb - Mar 29, 2011 6:53:32 am PDT #643 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
Barb - Mar 29, 2011 7:47:36 am PDT #644 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
And more Literary, stayin' classy:
ita: My go to "You don't know I'm reading porn right now" as a kid was a sci fi series with a lizard race with bifurcated peen.
le nubian: I dare you to google that.
le nubian: triple dog dare you
Amy: I just did. Mostly links to stuff about reptiles, sadly.
Gud: Did you turn off safe search first? Otherwise it's like sticking your tongue on a lightpole in the middle of summer.
le nubian: watch Avatar fan fic show up.
Burrell - Mar 30, 2011 10:31:13 am PDT #645 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Not a funny quotation this time, but definitely a sentiment worth preserving:
Liese: Change happens in the heart, one person wrestling with it at a time, and over time (and probably through backtracks) that one person becomes a different person. And that person is in the world, so you have changed the world.
Shir - Mar 30, 2011 12:57:41 pm PDT #646 of 1328
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
From Bitches:
WindSparrow: Is there a corollary to Godwin's Law about quoting from The Lord of the Rings?
Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2011 9:29:37 pm PDT #647 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Did anyone else read the above as "I triple dong dare you?" or is that something only a porny pants would do?
Jilli Voice of Reason: MCR CONCERT TONIGHT! Cass and I are each other's designated adults. Someone be ready to post bail or provide an alibi, 'kay?
billy tea: "Yes, we stole this car, but her folks didn't mind."
Toddson - Apr 06, 2011 9:41:52 am PDT #648 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I go away and come back to this (Windsparrow in Bitches):
I think I just rolled my eyes so hard they fell out, and now the cats are batting them around on the floor.
Her response to finding out what "Gor" is (ignorance really can be bliss).
Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2011 5:46:05 am PDT #649 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erin: Of course politicians get paid during a shut-down. That makes...sense. To them. Because most politicians are hovering on the brink of penury.
Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2011 11:53:43 am PDT #650 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: I know a frequent flyer whose motto is "If you've never missing a plane, you've wasted too much of your life in airports."
Nora Deirdre - Apr 08, 2011 6:59:07 am PDT #651 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Gudanov, in Natter, on the ridiculousness of HR-speak:
Sing it. I hate seeing that "We are looking for people passionate about [some corporate task nobody in the history of everything has ever been passionate about]". What's next "We are looking for people who achieve sexual climax when scheduling conferences"?
aurelia - Apr 08, 2011 1:03:33 pm PDT #652 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
From Natter.
msbelle: ....a magnetic elf, some cilantro, and a spork walk into a bar.
Perkins: Was one of them carrying a root?