Harmony ,'First Date'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
And more Literary, stayin' classy:
ita: My go to "You don't know I'm reading porn right now" as a kid was a sci fi series with a lizard race with bifurcated peen.
le nubian: I dare you to google that.
le nubian: triple dog dare you
Amy: I just did. Mostly links to stuff about reptiles, sadly.
Gud: Did you turn off safe search first? Otherwise it's like sticking your tongue on a lightpole in the middle of summer.
le nubian: watch Avatar fan fic show up.
Not a funny quotation this time, but definitely a sentiment worth preserving:
Liese: Change happens in the heart, one person wrestling with it at a time, and over time (and probably through backtracks) that one person becomes a different person. And that person is in the world, so you have changed the world.
From Bitches:
WindSparrow: Is there a corollary to Godwin's Law about quoting from The Lord of the Rings?
Did anyone else read the above as "I triple dong dare you?" or is that something only a porny pants would do?
Jilli Voice of Reason: MCR CONCERT TONIGHT! Cass and I are each other's designated adults. Someone be ready to post bail or provide an alibi, 'kay?
billy tea: "Yes, we stole this car, but her folks didn't mind."
I go away and come back to this (Windsparrow in Bitches):
I think I just rolled my eyes so hard they fell out, and now the cats are batting them around on the floor.
Her response to finding out what "Gor" is (ignorance really can be bliss).
Erin: Of course politicians get paid during a shut-down. That makes...sense. To them. Because most politicians are hovering on the brink of penury.
Ginger: I know a frequent flyer whose motto is "If you've never missing a plane, you've wasted too much of your life in airports."
Gudanov, in Natter, on the ridiculousness of HR-speak:
Sing it. I hate seeing that "We are looking for people passionate about [some corporate task nobody in the history of everything has ever been passionate about]". What's next "We are looking for people who achieve sexual climax when scheduling conferences"?
From Natter.
msbelle: ....a magnetic elf, some cilantro, and a spork walk into a bar.
Perkins: Was one of them carrying a root?
Also Natter:
Calli: Go not to the elves for cooking, for they will run both hot and cold.