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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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quester - Mar 20, 2011 3:18:09 pm PDT #640 of 1328
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

billytea on the dangers of Winter:

NOOO! So begins our long nightmare of 60-degree winter weather. How, how will I go on? If things get really bad, we might even get a frost! (One frost. All winter. Hey, those things are dangerous! I've heard "Wildfire", it killed a horse!)

libkitty - Mar 22, 2011 6:13:26 pm PDT #641 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Trudy Booth - Mar 24, 2011 7:34:49 am PDT #642 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Liese S.: Ha. I was amused last night at how long it took from thread creation to the first post alone! I am the midnight thread creator what creates at midnight.

Barb - Mar 29, 2011 6:53:32 am PDT #643 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”

In Literary:

le nubian: Anyone still reading the Clan of the Cave Bear series?

ita: Seriously? Is Jondalar still deep dicking Ayla with his majestic schlong? Or have we moved on to new characters?

Barb - Mar 29, 2011 7:47:36 am PDT #644 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”

And more Literary, stayin' classy:

ita: My go to "You don't know I'm reading porn right now" as a kid was a sci fi series with a lizard race with bifurcated peen.

le nubian: I dare you to google that.

le nubian: triple dog dare you

Amy: I just did. Mostly links to stuff about reptiles, sadly.

Gud: Did you turn off safe search first? Otherwise it's like sticking your tongue on a lightpole in the middle of summer.

le nubian: watch Avatar fan fic show up.

Burrell - Mar 30, 2011 10:31:13 am PDT #645 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Not a funny quotation this time, but definitely a sentiment worth preserving:

Liese: Change happens in the heart, one person wrestling with it at a time, and over time (and probably through backtracks) that one person becomes a different person. And that person is in the world, so you have changed the world.

Shir - Mar 30, 2011 12:57:41 pm PDT #646 of 1328
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

From Bitches:

WindSparrow: Is there a corollary to Godwin's Law about quoting from The Lord of the Rings?

Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2011 9:29:37 pm PDT #647 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Did anyone else read the above as "I triple dong dare you?" or is that something only a porny pants would do?

Jilli Voice of Reason: MCR CONCERT TONIGHT! Cass and I are each other's designated adults. Someone be ready to post bail or provide an alibi, 'kay?

billy tea: "Yes, we stole this car, but her folks didn't mind."

Toddson - Apr 06, 2011 9:41:52 am PDT #648 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I go away and come back to this (Windsparrow in Bitches):

I think I just rolled my eyes so hard they fell out, and now the cats are batting them around on the floor.

Her response to finding out what "Gor" is (ignorance really can be bliss).

Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2011 5:46:05 am PDT #649 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Erin: Of course politicians get paid during a shut-down. That makes...sense. To them. Because most politicians are hovering on the brink of penury.

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