(Not really COMMing myself - I'm just the kickoff.)
From Tech:
Amych: I do continue to love the Apple rumor mill, which more or less seems to run on nothing more substantial than unicorn farts and mashable saying "I wanna pony! HEY GUYS! STEVE IS GONNA RELEASE A PONY!!"
tommyrot: I WANT A PONY!
t /inner 6-year-old girl>
Jessica: I heard a rumor that the iPony is going to come in white.
Tom Scola: All you iPony owners are going to be so jealous when Apples comes out with the iUnicorn the following year.
tommyrot: Then of course hackers will be attaching horns to their iPonies. Things will get bloody.
ita: WhatEVER. I will be riding the Google Stallion.
sumi: I'm waiting for the iPegasus.
tommyrot: Or maybe the iGalactica. Although for work reasons I'll probably end up with the MS Enterprise.
Sing it sister!
Erin, in Bitches:
It always amazes me that some guys will do most anything to get INSIDE a vagina, but dealing with a vag as anything other than a penis-wallet is anathema.
Present supercool Buffistamen, excepted.
Ginger:
A pet keeps reminding you of its existence. A plant, not so much. I could probably keep an indoor plant alive if it would scratch at the door for more sunlight and looking longingly at the faucet.
Steph L. in Bitches, on migraine remedies:
I am SO hopped up on migraine goofballs right now I fully expect the purple-spotted elephant floating next to me to start talking ANY TIME NOW.
billytea
on the dangers of Winter:
NOOO! So begins our long nightmare of 60-degree winter weather. How, how will I go on? If things get really bad, we might even get a frost! (One frost. All winter. Hey, those things are dangerous! I've heard "Wildfire", it killed a horse!)
Liese S.:
Ha. I was amused last night at how long it took from thread creation to the first post alone! I am the midnight thread creator what creates at midnight.
In Literary:
le nubian: Anyone still reading the Clan of the Cave Bear series?
ita: Seriously? Is Jondalar still deep dicking Ayla with his majestic schlong? Or have we moved on to new characters?
And more Literary, stayin' classy:
ita: My go to "You don't know I'm reading porn right now" as a kid was a sci fi series with a lizard race with bifurcated peen.
le nubian: I dare you to google that.
le nubian: triple dog dare you
Amy: I just did. Mostly links to stuff about reptiles, sadly.
Gud: Did you turn off safe search first? Otherwise it's like sticking your tongue on a lightpole in the middle of summer.
le nubian: watch Avatar fan fic show up.
