Zenkitty hilariously in Bitches:
I am such a shitty gardener, you'd think I could fertilize with my mere presence.
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Scrappy - Mar 06, 2011 8:40:00 am PST #631 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Pix - Mar 06, 2011 10:22:43 am PST #632 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Goodbye and Good Riddance, this made me laugh and get allergies:
Erin: (After describing Shir’s awesome Slacker Santa gift) Rav todot, havera sheli! Toda raba. (Did I get the Hebrew right? I didn't call you a fish, or a perfume bottle or something, did I?)
Shir: …The Hebrew is fine, I think (if it's supposed to be "thank you very much, my friend! Thank you"). I'm always touched when people who aren't speaking Hebrew are trying to translate things into it. It's fucking hard to get anything right.
Erin: The last part was supposed to be "you are very kind" but at least it wasn't "your mother was a llama" so it's good!
Shir: What do you mean, my mother was not a llama?!
Erin: OMG, you were NEVER TO KNOW! I am living in shame that I have revealed your dark family secret!
Shir: Llamas and secrets and lies! Evil lies!
Erin: That's family for you...
Shir: t Tucklehugz Erin That's family for me.
hippocampus - Mar 07, 2011 9:00:30 am PST #633 of 1328
not your mom's socks.
On how to price publishing advice services, in bitches.
Steph L.: I thought about that, but I'm not sure how much of a fee I can charge for punching authors in the head.
DavidS - Mar 09, 2011 5:18:46 pm PST #634 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter, amych scores on the putback...
Ginger: We used to speculate that the Vanderbilt squirrels, isolated on a tree-filled campus surrounded by lethal streets. They had no fear. Once I was between a tree and the garbage can a squirrel was jumping to. The squirrel landed in my cleavage.
DavidS: Oh, Ginger. You're like a like vortex of chaos generation. Which is really not your nature so I'm assuming it's weird physics.
Ginger: I didn't mention I was taking a milkshake to my sick roommate, so I ended up with a chest covered with tiny scratches and my clothes covered with milkshake.
amych: There's your problem. Your milkshake brought all the rodents to the yard.
Jessica - Mar 10, 2011 7:27:27 am PST #635 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
(Not really COMMing myself - I'm just the kickoff.)
From Tech:
Amych: I do continue to love the Apple rumor mill, which more or less seems to run on nothing more substantial than unicorn farts and mashable saying "I wanna pony! HEY GUYS! STEVE IS GONNA RELEASE A PONY!!"
tommyrot: I WANT A PONY!
t /inner 6-year-old girl>
Jessica: I heard a rumor that the iPony is going to come in white.
Tom Scola: All you iPony owners are going to be so jealous when Apples comes out with the iUnicorn the following year.
tommyrot: Then of course hackers will be attaching horns to their iPonies. Things will get bloody.
ita: WhatEVER. I will be riding the Google Stallion.
sumi: I'm waiting for the iPegasus.
tommyrot: Or maybe the iGalactica. Although for work reasons I'll probably end up with the MS Enterprise.
beekaytee - Mar 12, 2011 9:31:25 am PST #636 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant
Sing it sister!
Erin, in Bitches: It always amazes me that some guys will do most anything to get INSIDE a vagina, but dealing with a vag as anything other than a penis-wallet is anathema.
Present supercool Buffistamen, excepted.
Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2011 3:29:04 pm PDT #637 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: A pet keeps reminding you of its existence. A plant, not so much. I could probably keep an indoor plant alive if it would scratch at the door for more sunlight and looking longingly at the faucet.
WindSparrow - Mar 18, 2011 6:15:58 pm PDT #638 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Steph L. in Bitches, on migraine remedies:
I am SO hopped up on migraine goofballs right now I fully expect the purple-spotted elephant floating next to me to start talking ANY TIME NOW.
Maria - Mar 19, 2011 3:57:50 pm PDT #639 of 1328
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Burrell in Natter:
It was clearly marked with a warning label!! And way less traumatic than many other links that have been posted here! Hasselhoff may be tragic, but it's no goatse.czx
quester - Mar 20, 2011 3:18:09 pm PDT #640 of 1328
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
billytea on the dangers of Winter:
NOOO! So begins our long nightmare of 60-degree winter weather. How, how will I go on? If things get really bad, we might even get a frost! (One frost. All winter. Hey, those things are dangerous! I've heard "Wildfire", it killed a horse!)