In Procedurals:
le nubian
this is a public service.
tonight's CSI features Carrot Top. I received no warning. Friends don't let friends see Carrot Top without warning.
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Pix - Jan 06, 2011 7:04:47 pm PST #597 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Trudy Booth - Jan 06, 2011 8:39:46 pm PST #598 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: Doves are dumb even for birds.
just can't stop laughing at this, donno why
Theodosia - Jan 07, 2011 10:57:32 am PST #599 of 1328
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Gudanov:
You are in a K-Mart if the interior of the store looks at least twenty years old and there's a sight yellow-ish atmosphere from the combination of florescent lighting and age.
You are in a Wal-Mart if the store has a thin blue veneer that looks modern and cheap at the same time, as if you applied a Facebook(tm)-like template over the store. They are also marked by dystopian-style LCD screens playing advertisements everywhere you go.
You are in a Target if you so assaulted by red that you can make no actual judgement of the interior of the store. Another giveaway is if they shit you want instead of just shit you need.
WindSparrow - Jan 08, 2011 8:01:35 pm PST #600 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, on the creation of Hollaback Israel:
Shir:
I'm just a girl with a keyboard and a weird sense of justice. That's all. Apparently that's all you need. Weird, huh?
SailAweigh:
Sometimes, all it takes is for that one snowflake to start an avalanche.
Trudy Booth:
Someone tripped the wrong fucking snowflake.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 11, 2011 9:34:42 am PST #601 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Buffistas making me laugh today in Natter:
Connie Neil:
I wish I understood anything after "spend the next year".
tommyrot:
More from the article:
Witnesses state the suspect was asking, "Where's brenda?"OK, I made that up.
SailAweigh - Jan 11, 2011 10:57:47 am PST #602 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In Bitches (re: the WBC)
Connie Neil:
They are baffling in their batshit insanity. One wonders how they manage to transport themselves from place to place.
DCJensen:
Sewers.
Barb:
I'd think the rats would protest.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 12, 2011 5:59:06 am PST #603 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Re: a remote control to control the universe.
DCJ: Heck, all Windsparrow really needs is one of those devices the evil Kirk owned in the Mirror Universe.
Windsparrow: Mostly I really wish the mute button worked on people.
WindSparrow - Jan 12, 2011 9:06:57 am PST #604 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Shir, in Bitches:
When I dream, I dream big. And with painfully revengeful just, for some odd reason. Dunno, maybe it's my trust issues, and that boy who declined my everlasting affection in the second grade.
WindSparrow - Jan 12, 2011 7:12:18 pm PST #605 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches.
Steph L.
I just hadn't been to the gym in over 6 weeks thanks to the 18th-century lung disease, and I really got out of the habit of fueling up properly. Plus, I think I thought that a slow walk (seriously, it was about a 22- to 24-minute mile, and I only walked a half-mile) wouldn't require all that much from me.
Clearly I my brain was addled, no doubt from the lack of protein....
DavidS
You know what's full of protein? Brains.
You know who never passes out at the gym? Zombies.
Draw your own conclusions.
Ginger
Yeah, but they fall off the treadmill a lot.
tommyrot
And occasionally they get their intestines caught up in the exercise bike.
Erin
And trying to clean up after them when they're done with the weight machines?
A literal nightmare.
Steph L.
Plus overzealous (non-zombie) gym rats are always shooting them in the head, and that's just loud and annoying when I'm trying to watch cable TV.
Calli - Jan 14, 2011 3:54:27 pm PST #606 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter:
Hil R.: So, criticism of Sarah Palin isn't just "blood libel." It's also "simply the latest round of an ongoing pogrom against conservative thinkers." [link]
Erin: Sarah Palin is a Russian Jew? She can see her family from her house!