We must counter pernicious mansplaining with a grandiose vagenda.
This needs to be on mugs and T-shirts. Perhaps in a series with "Just eat a muffin whitey!"
Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Sue - Dec 16, 2010 3:41:37 pm PST #587 of 1328
hip deep in pie
brenda m - Dec 16, 2010 3:57:24 pm PST #588 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I would buy both of those.
Theresa - Dec 21, 2010 5:10:54 pm PST #589 of 1328
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
Amy in Supernatural setting faux fans straight:
But I judge anyone who doesn't want to watch straight through from the beginning. Earn your fan status, people.
Spidra Webster - Dec 28, 2010 11:28:54 am PST #590 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
In Natter, a convo on Top Gear:
Kathy A: Second fave was probably the "drive from Switzerland to Blackpool on one tank of gas" challenge. Did James ever make it at all?
Cass: They all made it. I have no idea how.
Someone must have been replaced their gas tanks with menorahs.
Zenkitty - Dec 29, 2010 8:21:04 am PST #591 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter, Matt the Bruins fan responds to report of an ant invasion:
Matt: If bugs want to live in my space, they need to learn to make themselves cuter. You don't see me reaching for the pesticides or swatters if kittens find their way inside.
WindSparrow - Dec 31, 2010 6:11:20 pm PST #592 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ginger, in Bitches:
A ball in the box is worth two in the bush?
DavidS - Jan 04, 2011 6:17:40 am PST #593 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
erikaj:
I once tried to win a real-life political argument on Daily Kos using nothing but Homicide quotes...for me, I suppose, it's never off-topic. The scary part was that I almost succeeded. Like Hardison, I couldn't resist a dramatic flourish at the end and overplayed.
Cashmere - Jan 05, 2011 3:55:42 pm PST #594 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
billytea, in bitches:
When Wallybee and I started dating, she wrote down every text message I sent her, and kept doing so over the next year or so. (Came in handy when we set about proving to immigration that the relationship was genuine.) I lost her messages to me when I changed mobiles, but my favourite was one she sent me when I was off to run a D&D game: "HAVE FUN AT YOUR GAME. I LOVE YOU. KILL THEM ALL."
Ah, buffistas in love.
DavidS - Jan 06, 2011 4:47:28 pm PST #595 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Miracleman rewrites some obfuscatory legal word salad.
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The USC contains a consolidation and codification of the general and permanent laws of the United States. It sets out the current status of the laws, as amended, without repeating all the language of the amendatory acts except where necessary. The USC is declared to be prima facie evidence of those laws. Its purpose is to present the laws in a concise and usable form without requiring recourse to the many volumes of the Statutes at Large containing the individual amendments.
The USC contains a confounderation and calcification of the generic and currentitious status of the laws, as amendamated, without repeating the language of the amendatatory acts except where funny. The USC is hereby declarified to be quo ispos custard. Its purpose is to present the laws in a concisory and facilitatable formation without requiring recourse to the many volumes of the Statutes at Large which are heavy and hard to read.
Aims - Jan 06, 2011 5:06:22 pm PST #596 of 1328
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fuckin' Joe. He posts every six months and instantly gets COMM'd. It's almost like he sits around saying snarky things and only posts when he thinks it's REALLY funny.