Re: a remote control to control the universe.
DCJ: Heck, all Windsparrow really needs is one of those devices the evil Kirk owned in the Mirror Universe.
Windsparrow: Mostly I really wish the mute button worked on people.
Some people juggle geese!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Nora Deirdre - Jan 12, 2011 5:59:06 am PST #603 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
WindSparrow - Jan 12, 2011 9:06:57 am PST #604 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Shir, in Bitches:
When I dream, I dream big. And with painfully revengeful just, for some odd reason. Dunno, maybe it's my trust issues, and that boy who declined my everlasting affection in the second grade.
WindSparrow - Jan 12, 2011 7:12:18 pm PST #605 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches.
Steph L.
I just hadn't been to the gym in over 6 weeks thanks to the 18th-century lung disease, and I really got out of the habit of fueling up properly. Plus, I think I thought that a slow walk (seriously, it was about a 22- to 24-minute mile, and I only walked a half-mile) wouldn't require all that much from me.
Clearly I my brain was addled, no doubt from the lack of protein....
DavidS
You know what's full of protein? Brains.
You know who never passes out at the gym? Zombies.
Draw your own conclusions.
Ginger
Yeah, but they fall off the treadmill a lot.
tommyrot
And occasionally they get their intestines caught up in the exercise bike.
Erin
And trying to clean up after them when they're done with the weight machines?
A literal nightmare.
Steph L.
Plus overzealous (non-zombie) gym rats are always shooting them in the head, and that's just loud and annoying when I'm trying to watch cable TV.
Calli - Jan 14, 2011 3:54:27 pm PST #606 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter:
Hil R.: So, criticism of Sarah Palin isn't just "blood libel." It's also "simply the latest round of an ongoing pogrom against conservative thinkers." [link]
Erin: Sarah Palin is a Russian Jew? She can see her family from her house!
DavidS - Jan 19, 2011 8:01:59 am PST #607 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter.
ita: Apparently there was a furry in outfit at the trans Hasidic wedding.
Frankenbuddha: I think you just won at some form of bingo.
Scrappy - Jan 20, 2011 11:18:50 am PST #608 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Musings in the Music thread.
DavidS: And frankly, there was nothing atrocious in his behavior. He wasn't punching ducklings in the face.
Frankenbuddha: Hey! Some ducklings deserve it.
DavidS: To be fair, that duckling was looking shifty.
smonster - Jan 20, 2011 5:02:09 pm PST #609 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Natter, city denizens get defensive:
lisah: Baltimore? Rude?? Are you kidding me? Even the junkie prostitutes call you 'hon!'
WindSparrow - Jan 22, 2011 7:54:51 pm PST #610 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Shir, in Bitches.
But yet, mornings are the cruelest month.
Burrell - Jan 26, 2011 7:40:45 pm PST #611 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Best LOTR-themed conversation we've had in months:
ita: If your username contains "smeagol" you really shouldn't be surprised to learn Aragorn was in his 80s during LotR
Steph: Dang, dude looks pretty good for being an oldster.
ita: He's Dunedain, originally descended from elf-hybrid.
billytea: You can tell he's a hybrid, he's environmentally friendly and gets great mileage.
Trudy Booth - Jan 26, 2011 7:58:26 pm PST #612 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tom Scola: I like my porn to look like fashion photography more than I like fashion photography to look like porn.