I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


omnis_audis - Nov 08, 2010 11:54:56 am PST #557 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In Bitches, talking about the Monarchy Facebook page:

erin_obscure -
NPR was saying it was real this morning! However, you cannot poke the Queen. In case you were wondering.

Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) -
But I don't "like" the Queen. Can I "acknowledge Queen's presence on Facebook while maintaining my ongoing commitment to socialist anti-monarchist principles"?

Daisy Jane -
I think you have to install an application for that.


Spidra Webster - Nov 09, 2010 12:58:33 pm PST #558 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

In Natter:

Jesse: Hey you guys, don't forget, if you see a good-news story to submit it to [link]

ita Yes, please make me stop looking up cheerful(ish) things. That's not who I am.

It made me laugh...


Steph L. - Nov 10, 2010 4:31:04 pm PST #559 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Nobody got this one yet?

In Natter --

slayeroshadow: what would Buffy do

WWBD--sounds like a new tat idea..complete with mutant enemy grr argh zombie.

Which is what I planned to do before settling on the rainbow ankle band that revealed I was allergic to yellow!!!

amych: HOLY CRAP YOU'RE THE GREEN LANTERN????

flea: Okay, the fact that I, of all people, thought what amych just posted, means I have been with you people too long.

Aims: It was my first thought. My second thought was, "Don't let Allyson find out."


Strix - Nov 10, 2010 10:42:57 pm PST #560 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Natter --

Polter-Cow: In 200 posts, did we figure out what Tumblr was for?

Cass: Tom Hardy.


Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2010 4:22:24 am PST #561 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Erin: Well, take it back far enough, and the whole damn human race is just great-to-the-nth cousins.

No wonder we can't agree on anything.

"Mooom! Gnar is TOUCHING ME!"

"Don't make me put this travois down or I swear I will knock you both back into the Mesozoic."


Cashmere - Nov 15, 2010 8:56:40 am PST #562 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

erikaj in Natter:

My first word was "Asshole," Someday, my real dad, Denis Leary, is going to come get me


Cashmere - Nov 19, 2010 6:30:40 am PST #563 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Natter:

billytea

In conclusion, let me say that there is a fish that lives off the California coast called the sarcastic fringehead.

Hec

Is this just another name for hipster douchebags in the Mission?


Spidra Webster - Nov 20, 2010 7:20:17 am PST #564 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

In Natter:

Consuela: I saw HPVII-PartI today (there ought to be a better acronym: HPDHI?)

Cass: Preferably one that doesn't make me want to encourage young women to get their Gardisil vaccinations.


Cashmere - Nov 23, 2010 4:22:41 pm PST #565 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanksgiving Natter:

Matt the Bruins Fan:

Coincidentally, my local news is doing a story on turkey fryer fires tonight. From the preview footage, some people may be attempting to fry them in napalm.

Hec:

Yeah, but they taste like...victory.


Toddson - Nov 24, 2010 9:11:12 am PST #566 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Calli, in Bitches:

At first I thought someone was attempting to attract Adam Savage with candle light and wine. Or carefully set up explosions and wine.