'Destiny'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Erin: Well, take it back far enough, and the whole damn human race is just great-to-the-nth cousins.
No wonder we can't agree on anything.
"Mooom! Gnar is TOUCHING ME!"
"Don't make me put this travois down or I swear I will knock you both back into the Mesozoic."
erikaj in Natter:
My first word was "Asshole," Someday, my real dad, Denis Leary, is going to come get me
In Natter:
billytea
In conclusion, let me say that there is a fish that lives off the California coast called the sarcastic fringehead.
Hec
Is this just another name for hipster douchebags in the Mission?
In Natter:
Consuela: I saw HPVII-PartI today (there ought to be a better acronym: HPDHI?)
Cass: Preferably one that doesn't make me want to encourage young women to get their Gardisil vaccinations.
Thanksgiving Natter:
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Coincidentally, my local news is doing a story on turkey fryer fires tonight. From the preview footage, some people may be attempting to fry them in napalm.
Hec:
Yeah, but they taste like...victory.
Calli, in Bitches:
At first I thought someone was attempting to attract Adam Savage with candle light and wine. Or carefully set up explosions and wine.
msbelle in Natter:
I have two invoices from MF Global. That's right MF. Just made my day, mf invoices from mf global in my mf inbox.
Shir in Bitches:
T'was Sunday, and the motivation was nowhere to be primmed
All mimsy was the student
Coffee coffee coffee
In Movies --
Dana: Uh, we're watching Alice in Wonderland, and Johnny Depp just started breakdancing?
Perkins: That's what happens when you taunt us about meals with Nora and Tom
Dana: I am so deeply sorry.
msbelle in Natter, writing lisah's vows for her:
Chicago Bob, As I sat to write these vows I was overcome with emotion, or perhaps it was gas, but the point is, I was feeling a little bloated. First things first, let's all just acknowledge that I am a sexy bitch and you are lucky as hell to spend the rest of your days with me. People, am I right? OK, now that that is out of the way, You, you are...wait, I had the stuff about you here somewhere (fumble with paper)....I swear, I really wrote some topnotch schmaltz. Well, um, off the top of my head: A is for Awesome, which you are; B is for Bob, your name, duh; C is for Chicago, where there is a lovely condo for sale if anyone is interested;.........