Wash ,'War Stories'
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Not especially funny, but worth noting, I think. In Natter,
Cashmere:
I hate those seriously introspective moments. I wish I could be oblivious to the shitty things I've done in the past. But then I remember that knowing they were shitty makes me a better person in the future.
They're our existential Marty McFlys.
In Natter.
tommyrot: Did you all know that "The color PURPLE is a trademark of 3M"?
3M claims ownership over purple
ita: Prince will fuck their shit up.
If we could embed animated GIFs, I would just have done this.
Tom Scola: Sheen’s rep, by the way, characterized Sheen’s outburst as “an adverse allergic reaction to some medication.”
Jesse: Yeah, I'm allergic to too much booze and blow, myself.
Cass: Kittenish tried to steal pizza from me tonight. It had zero ingredients she'd like to nom, but it was there and she had to try. Thankfully she hasn't taught the dumb one any bad habits. And since K is old, she can pretty much do what she likes so long as she stops trying to eat my food when I am still eating it.
In F2F:
Sparky1:
The Deanna Rose Children's Farm in Overland Park is awesome.
Calli:
That's where they come from? I knew the whole sex thing was too complex to be believable.
Consuela: I heard Dike Van Dyke on "Wait Wait" recently, who claimed that Bert's accent was a result of the dialect coach the studio had hired, and not his fault! He was very amusing.
Matt the Bruins fan: If so, I can only assume the dialect coach was a member of the IRA who chose a unique way of striking a blow against England.
tommyrot FTW:
Theodosia: Another lovely "factoid" I've come across lately is that Obama has increased the size of the US government by 22%.
Hil: My first question would be how they're measuring "size" of government.
tommyrot: Maybe Obama responded to one of those spams - you know, that say, "Increase the size of your government naturally!"
smonster: Cat pee on dog bed. ::sigh:: Message received, felines.
sarameg: So a toilet in the bathroom across the hall kinda turned into a fountain (not sewage, AFAIK.) There's water in the hall.
Way too much excitement for a monday.
Amy: It always wanted to be a bidet?
Jesse: So wrong! Funny, but wrong.
sarameg: It really overcompensated if it did.
msbelle: I am somewhat shocked by the insensitivity to our questioning/experimenting/transfixtured bathroom community.
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