Thanksgiving Natter:
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Coincidentally, my local news is doing a story on turkey fryer fires tonight. From the preview footage, some people may be attempting to fry them in napalm.
Hec:
Yeah, but they taste like...victory.
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Cashmere - Nov 23, 2010 4:22:41 pm PST #565 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
Toddson - Nov 24, 2010 9:11:12 am PST #566 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Calli, in Bitches:
At first I thought someone was attempting to attract Adam Savage with candle light and wine. Or carefully set up explosions and wine.
Pix - Nov 24, 2010 1:55:19 pm PST #567 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
msbelle in Natter:
I have two invoices from MF Global. That's right MF. Just made my day, mf invoices from mf global in my mf inbox.
smonster - Nov 28, 2010 5:14:41 am PST #568 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Shir in Bitches:
T'was Sunday, and the motivation was nowhere to be primmed
All mimsy was the student
Coffee coffee coffee
Steph L. - Nov 28, 2010 6:25:37 pm PST #569 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Movies --
Dana: Uh, we're watching Alice in Wonderland, and Johnny Depp just started breakdancing?
Perkins: That's what happens when you taunt us about meals with Nora and Tom
Dana: I am so deeply sorry.
DavidS - Nov 29, 2010 7:13:51 am PST #570 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
msbelle in Natter, writing lisah's vows for her:
Chicago Bob, As I sat to write these vows I was overcome with emotion, or perhaps it was gas, but the point is, I was feeling a little bloated. First things first, let's all just acknowledge that I am a sexy bitch and you are lucky as hell to spend the rest of your days with me. People, am I right? OK, now that that is out of the way, You, you are...wait, I had the stuff about you here somewhere (fumble with paper)....I swear, I really wrote some topnotch schmaltz. Well, um, off the top of my head: A is for Awesome, which you are; B is for Bob, your name, duh; C is for Chicago, where there is a lovely condo for sale if anyone is interested;.........
Nora Deirdre - Nov 30, 2010 12:01:30 pm PST #571 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
flea: Watch out, David. You could be a mere shirt away from being arrested on Cops.
DavisS: I frequently wear two shirts just to stay under their radar.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 01, 2010 5:48:28 am PST #572 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Buffy and Angel 1, regarding Eve and her memorableness or lack thereof:
Polter-Cow: I remembered her. But I thought she was pretty.
Cass: I remembered her too. She was the bad casting and writing that was wrapped around a naked Lindsey. She obscured some of the tattoos.
Kate P. - Dec 01, 2010 8:00:20 am PST #573 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
msbelle cracks me up in Natter:
Fair warning, I would pick a fight with Fred Rogers in my current mood, fucking cardigans.
Calli - Dec 07, 2010 3:19:52 pm PST #574 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
billytea, discussing Doctor Who in natter:
[The Doctor's] instructions were flawed.
I'm not really sure what other instructions you give for a Dalek adventure. Nuance is rare (though ninth Doctor "Dalek" managed pretty well). Still, it gave rise to one awesome adventure:
Time Lord: "ZOMG Daleks R teh suxxors! Do something about it, will you? kthxbye."
Doctor: "Invisible krav maga."
Harry and Sarah: <variously get shot at, tortured, enslaved in a radioactive rocket silo and at one point nearly eaten by a giant walking clam>
Nyder: "Ceiling Nazi is watching you plotsturbate."
Davros: "YOU! ARE! MY! CREATIONS! DESTROY! THE! THALS! AND! THEN! CLEAN! YOUR! ROOM!"
Daleks: "THE! DOCTOR! HAS! GIVEN! US! A! TEENAGER! GENE! YOU! ARE! NOT! THE! BOSS! OF! US!"
Good Guys: "Bling to the rescue!"