Anya ,'Sleeper'
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Consuela: I heard Dike Van Dyke on "Wait Wait" recently, who claimed that Bert's accent was a result of the dialect coach the studio had hired, and not his fault! He was very amusing.
Matt the Bruins fan: If so, I can only assume the dialect coach was a member of the IRA who chose a unique way of striking a blow against England.
tommyrot FTW:
Theodosia: Another lovely "factoid" I've come across lately is that Obama has increased the size of the US government by 22%.
Hil: My first question would be how they're measuring "size" of government.
tommyrot: Maybe Obama responded to one of those spams - you know, that say, "Increase the size of your government naturally!"
smonster: Cat pee on dog bed. ::sigh:: Message received, felines.
sarameg: So a toilet in the bathroom across the hall kinda turned into a fountain (not sewage, AFAIK.) There's water in the hall.
Way too much excitement for a monday.
Amy: It always wanted to be a bidet?
Jesse: So wrong! Funny, but wrong.
sarameg: It really overcompensated if it did.
msbelle: I am somewhat shocked by the insensitivity to our questioning/experimenting/transfixtured bathroom community.
In Bitches, talking about the Monarchy Facebook page:
erin_obscure -
NPR was saying it was real this morning! However, you cannot poke the Queen. In case you were wondering.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) -
But I don't "like" the Queen. Can I "acknowledge Queen's presence on Facebook while maintaining my ongoing commitment to socialist anti-monarchist principles"?
Daisy Jane -
I think you have to install an application for that.
In Natter:
Jesse: Hey you guys, don't forget, if you see a good-news story to submit it to [link]
ita Yes, please make me stop looking up cheerful(ish) things. That's not who I am.
It made me laugh...
Nobody got this one yet?
In Natter --
slayeroshadow: what would Buffy do
WWBD--sounds like a new tat idea..complete with mutant enemy grr argh zombie.
Which is what I planned to do before settling on the rainbow ankle band that revealed I was allergic to yellow!!!
amych: HOLY CRAP YOU'RE THE GREEN LANTERN????
flea: Okay, the fact that I, of all people, thought what amych just posted, means I have been with you people too long.
Aims: It was my first thought. My second thought was, "Don't let Allyson find out."
In Natter --
Polter-Cow: In 200 posts, did we figure out what Tumblr was for?
Cass: Tom Hardy.
Erin: Well, take it back far enough, and the whole damn human race is just great-to-the-nth cousins.
No wonder we can't agree on anything.
"Mooom! Gnar is TOUCHING ME!"
"Don't make me put this travois down or I swear I will knock you both back into the Mesozoic."
erikaj in Natter:
My first word was "Asshole," Someday, my real dad, Denis Leary, is going to come get me