Steph, in Bitches, because it made me crack up on a crowded train:
Sexy Skeksis.
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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billytea - Oct 04, 2010 11:57:18 am PDT #537 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Cashmere - Oct 05, 2010 1:22:16 am PDT #538 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
Out of the mouths of babes: One of Pix's prodigy students offered up this nugget of wisdom in Bitches:
"You mean if people are stupid long enough, they become right?!?"
Cass - Oct 06, 2010 6:34:45 pm PDT #539 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Wise words in Natter
brenda: The hive mind never forgets.
JenP - Oct 07, 2010 12:24:26 pm PDT #540 of 1328
Ha! Yeah.
ita: I almost told her, but I'm trying to stop saying random shit to strangers, since I don't really like it when they do it to me.
Trudy Booth - Oct 10, 2010 4:28:17 am PDT #541 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Liese S.: I don`t wear mascara or eyeliner, because I get sweaty and prone to tears whilst emoting.
Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2010 5:25:26 pm PDT #542 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
-t - : My instinct is, don't stop the purple, purple forever! But that is possibly not the best plan for eyeshadow.
smonster - Oct 16, 2010 8:38:37 am PDT #543 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Pondering family, in Bitches:
Ginger:
Why is family a good thing, again?
Steph L:
Because we aren't hatched from eggs wrapped up in $100 bills.
billytea - Oct 18, 2010 1:00:45 pm PDT #544 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Bitches, concerning the appropriate way to break the news of a relative's passing:
Steph:
I offer the strongest proof I can think of that I was raised by wolves: my mom just sent me an e-mail with the subject line "Uncle Woody Died."
In. The. Subject. Line.
Erika:
Jesus, Steph's Mom, can't you say he was up on the roof first?
Jessica - Oct 19, 2010 6:19:44 pm PDT #545 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Seriously, how is it possible I'm the first one to repost this?
Sean, in Bitches. Context would be pointless:
I half expect her to tattoo (C)(R)(TM) all over her vajayjay next, and then send out a C&D letter to all 3.5 billion women on the planet.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 20, 2010 8:41:43 am PDT #546 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Scola, in Natter:
Why should I assume it's Missouri Day just because you told me? Can you show me that it's Missouri Day?