If we could embed animated GIFs, I would just have done this.
Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.
'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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§ ita § - Oct 26, 2010 6:39:14 am PDT #549 of 1328
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
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Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2010 2:35:26 pm PDT #550 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tom Scola: Sheen’s rep, by the way, characterized Sheen’s outburst as “an adverse allergic reaction to some medication.”
Jesse: Yeah, I'm allergic to too much booze and blow, myself.
Trudy Booth - Oct 27, 2010 3:49:26 am PDT #551 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: Kittenish tried to steal pizza from me tonight. It had zero ingredients she'd like to nom, but it was there and she had to try. Thankfully she hasn't taught the dumb one any bad habits. And since K is old, she can pretty much do what she likes so long as she stops trying to eat my food when I am still eating it.
SailAweigh - Nov 03, 2010 6:05:53 am PDT #552 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In F2F:
Sparky1:
The Deanna Rose Children's Farm in Overland Park is awesome.
Calli:
That's where they come from? I knew the whole sex thing was too complex to be believable.
Laga - Nov 05, 2010 8:04:31 am PDT #553 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Consuela: I heard Dike Van Dyke on "Wait Wait" recently, who claimed that Bert's accent was a result of the dialect coach the studio had hired, and not his fault! He was very amusing.
Matt the Bruins fan: If so, I can only assume the dialect coach was a member of the IRA who chose a unique way of striking a blow against England.
EpicTangent - Nov 05, 2010 1:52:09 pm PDT #554 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
tommyrot FTW:
Theodosia: Another lovely "factoid" I've come across lately is that Obama has increased the size of the US government by 22%.
Hil: My first question would be how they're measuring "size" of government.
tommyrot: Maybe Obama responded to one of those spams - you know, that say, "Increase the size of your government naturally!"
Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2010 1:04:44 pm PDT #555 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
smonster: Cat pee on dog bed. ::sigh:: Message received, felines.
Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2010 6:22:43 am PST #556 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sarameg: So a toilet in the bathroom across the hall kinda turned into a fountain (not sewage, AFAIK.) There's water in the hall.
Way too much excitement for a monday.
Amy: It always wanted to be a bidet?
Jesse: So wrong! Funny, but wrong.
sarameg: It really overcompensated if it did.
msbelle: I am somewhat shocked by the insensitivity to our questioning/experimenting/transfixtured bathroom community.
omnis_audis - Nov 08, 2010 11:54:56 am PST #557 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In Bitches, talking about the Monarchy Facebook page:
erin_obscure -
NPR was saying it was real this morning! However, you cannot poke the Queen. In case you were wondering.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) -
But I don't "like" the Queen. Can I "acknowledge Queen's presence on Facebook while maintaining my ongoing commitment to socialist anti-monarchist principles"?
Daisy Jane -
I think you have to install an application for that.
Spidra Webster - Nov 09, 2010 12:58:33 pm PST #558 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
In Natter:
Jesse: Hey you guys, don't forget, if you see a good-news story to submit it to [link]
ita Yes, please make me stop looking up cheerful(ish) things. That's not who I am.
It made me laugh...