Bitches:
Sparky1: ::turns and runs from thread as fast as 37+ week belly will allow::
billytea: It won't work! He's calling from inside your uterus!
That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Polter-Cow - May 05, 2009 6:17:22 pm PDT #58 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
WindSparrow - May 06, 2009 11:48:01 am PDT #59 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, on using a blender for the first time.
Scrappy
It's like using a toaster--not a task which requires more than, say, 15 seconds of "learning."
Teppy:
Toaster OVEN, though -- YEARS of study, my friend. YEARS.
Deena - May 06, 2009 1:17:16 pm PDT #60 of 1328
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Noise Design: I think the first question here is can you successfully feed yourself without vicodin and without the blender, once that has been established then we can begin to add variables one at a time.
Toddson - May 07, 2009 11:21:08 am PDT #61 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
DavidS
"Limp and lactating is no way to go through life, son."
amych - May 07, 2009 1:36:23 pm PDT #62 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
shrift, calli, natter
shrift: So it turns out that SHOUT Wipes do a fairly decent job at cleaning blood stains.
Calli: I'll remember this for the next all-staff meeting.
Glamcookie - May 08, 2009 1:17:19 am PDT #63 of 1328
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
In Movies:
Steph L.: Oh, no no no. Never dis The Goonies!!!
DavidS: Not only do I dis it, I pull off its head and shit down its neck.
Then I put it inside a turducken and deep fry it. When it's golden brown and crispy, I deface it with magic markers, mocking it in pidgin French and then I bury it in a box in a hole with an atomic powered iPod set to play Celine Dion in an endless loop.
Scrappy - May 09, 2009 7:45:05 am PDT #64 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Billytea comments on the news of a garbage theft in Bitches.
Police are on the lookout for a pair of masked assailants, described as being roughly 2 feet tall, with sensitive paws and an omnivorous diet. Members of the public are cautioned not to approach them until the police have had a chance to set up the video camera.
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2009 7:35:20 am PDT #65 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
flea: Our current potty-training efforts are continually stymied by masturbation.
Trudy Booth - May 12, 2009 11:53:07 am PDT #66 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Toddson: I think I hit the side effect jackpot - I sleep like a baby and it's suppressed my appetite.
Trudy Booth - May 13, 2009 10:01:50 am PDT #67 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L.: Time to break up with Claritin.
Gudanov: While you are make lifestyle changes, maybe you should consider breaking up with the candle and embrace the light bulb. Those compact florescent bulbs are pretty cool.
Steph L.: Still electricity's unwitting slave, I see.
Gudanov: Says the person using the Internet. I'll bet you're not setting your computer on fire in order to get online.
Scrappy: Wait, you mean you can get online WITHOUT setting your computer on fire?
Toddson:
I'll bet you're not setting your computer on fire in order to get online.
although I've been tempted ....
Jessica: Wait, you mean you can get online WITHOUT setting your computer on fire?
I am on the edge of my seat waiting to learn how!?!?!?!!
connie neil: I find having banks of hamsters running in little wire wheels provides me with all the power I need. Run, my little minions! Run!