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Toddson - May 20, 2010 1:47:59 pm PDT #439 of 1328

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Erin, in Natter, on how to write a note thanking someone for interviewing you for a job you had and laid off from:

I appreciate the chance to reconnect with you you miserable prats and to update you on the new skills and connections I have made in the last two years since you upset the fucking applecart and fucked my life up, buttmunch.

I am glad to see that X company has been able to diversify and is now considering opening up to new opportunities to advance its position in the marketplace although if you'd fired Beavis Buttlicker and Barbara Backstabber in, say 2008, maybe I wouldn't have to be reinterviewing.

I feel that I am the perfect fit for this position since I HAD it before. I would enjoy working again with X since she is about the only person there who can tell her ass from her elbow.

I would be happy to speak with you further regarding my qualifications you owe me, bitches! and would be pleased to discuss appropriate ranges of compensation I won't even roll out of bed for less than $10K more than I made when you laid me off; you OWE me, bitches.

Best, I hope skunks invade your bedroom, and your sex parts develop an itchy rash

(name irrelevant, but it was meara for those interested)

Trudy Booth - May 27, 2010 1:47:49 pm PDT #440 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Zenkitty: I've found the best sunscreen to be walls.

Pix - May 27, 2010 2:14:23 pm PDT #441 of 1328

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

Shir: ION, I read too much Sartre today. weeps

smonster: oh, no, not too much Sartre!! I don't even know what's a remedy for that. Muppets?

Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 4:52:11 pm PDT #442 of 1328

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Bitches --

Hec: If you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.

erikaj - Jun 04, 2010 10:05:06 am PDT #443 of 1328

Always Anti-fascist!

Miracleman, in Natter lease stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.

While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.

Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards. edited by Miracleman on Jun 3, 20

Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2010 4:19:24 am PDT #444 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Cashmere, talking about family in Bitches:

We put the fun in dysfunctional.

billytea - Jun 08, 2010 9:33:38 pm PDT #445 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

msbelle, in Natter:

1) why am I up?
2) why am I buying Weebl and Bob stuff?
3) only in Kenya

aurelia - Jun 12, 2010 9:55:50 pm PDT #446 of 1328

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

A few days back in Natter...

shrift Um. Is Livejournal.com displaying in Russian for anyone else?

Daisy Jane Excellent. Only a year and a half into the presidency and the communist takeover has already begun!

Polter-Cow Not me.

Daisy Jane Someone will be by shortly for your reeducation, P-C.

Kristen DA!

shrift I guess this means I'm a sleeper who has just been activated. Privyet, Comrade.

amych - Jun 14, 2010 9:07:31 am PDT #447 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Zenkitty discusses (dismisses?) work ethic in Natter:

I don't think I'm self-driven. I don't think I'm driven at all. I think I'm in "Park".

Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 9:21:22 am PDT #448 of 1328

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Frankenbuddha, in Natter (and honestly - do you even CARE about the context?):

Terminator Jesus

It certainly gives the line "I'll be back." a whole new meaning.

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