In Bitches:
Shir: ION, I read too much Sartre today. weeps
smonster: oh, no, not too much Sartre!! I don't even know what's a remedy for that. Muppets?
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Pix - May 27, 2010 2:14:23 pm PDT #441 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 4:52:11 pm PDT #442 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Bitches --
Hec: If you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.
erikaj - Jun 04, 2010 10:05:06 am PDT #443 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
Miracleman, in Natter lease stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.
While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.
Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards. edited by Miracleman on Jun 3, 20
Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2010 4:19:24 am PDT #444 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Cashmere, talking about family in Bitches:
We put the fun in dysfunctional.
billytea - Jun 08, 2010 9:33:38 pm PDT #445 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
msbelle, in Natter:
1) why am I up?
2) why am I buying Weebl and Bob stuff?
3) only in Kenya
aurelia - Jun 12, 2010 9:55:50 pm PDT #446 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
A few days back in Natter...
shrift Um. Is Livejournal.com displaying in Russian for anyone else?
Daisy Jane Excellent. Only a year and a half into the presidency and the communist takeover has already begun!
Polter-Cow Not me.
Daisy Jane Someone will be by shortly for your reeducation, P-C.
Kristen DA!
shrift I guess this means I'm a sleeper who has just been activated. Privyet, Comrade.
amych - Jun 14, 2010 9:07:31 am PDT #447 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Zenkitty discusses (dismisses?) work ethic in Natter:
I don't think I'm self-driven. I don't think I'm driven at all. I think I'm in "Park".
Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 9:21:22 am PDT #448 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Frankenbuddha, in Natter (and honestly - do you even CARE about the context?):
Terminator Jesus
It certainly gives the line "I'll be back." a whole new meaning.
Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2010 12:02:21 pm PDT #449 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Because this needs to be immortalized, from Natter:
ita: I heard great things about the British series The IT Crowd and tried two episodes of it yesterday and was quite unimpressed.
Cass: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Strix - Jun 16, 2010 7:12:22 pm PDT #450 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I needed a new tagline anyway.