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Haven't you killed me enough for one day?

Mal ,'War Stories'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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erikaj - Jun 04, 2010 10:05:06 am PDT #443 of 1328

Always Anti-fascist!

Miracleman, in Natter lease stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.

While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.

Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards. edited by Miracleman on Jun 3, 20

Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2010 4:19:24 am PDT #444 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Cashmere, talking about family in Bitches:

We put the fun in dysfunctional.

billytea - Jun 08, 2010 9:33:38 pm PDT #445 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

msbelle, in Natter:

1) why am I up?
2) why am I buying Weebl and Bob stuff?
3) only in Kenya

aurelia - Jun 12, 2010 9:55:50 pm PDT #446 of 1328

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

A few days back in Natter...

shrift Um. Is Livejournal.com displaying in Russian for anyone else?

Daisy Jane Excellent. Only a year and a half into the presidency and the communist takeover has already begun!

Polter-Cow Not me.

Daisy Jane Someone will be by shortly for your reeducation, P-C.

Kristen DA!

shrift I guess this means I'm a sleeper who has just been activated. Privyet, Comrade.

amych - Jun 14, 2010 9:07:31 am PDT #447 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Zenkitty discusses (dismisses?) work ethic in Natter:

I don't think I'm self-driven. I don't think I'm driven at all. I think I'm in "Park".

Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 9:21:22 am PDT #448 of 1328

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Frankenbuddha, in Natter (and honestly - do you even CARE about the context?):

Terminator Jesus

It certainly gives the line "I'll be back." a whole new meaning.

Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2010 12:02:21 pm PDT #449 of 1328

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Because this needs to be immortalized, from Natter:

ita: I heard great things about the British series The IT Crowd and tried two episodes of it yesterday and was quite unimpressed.

Cass: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Strix - Jun 16, 2010 7:12:22 pm PDT #450 of 1328

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I needed a new tagline anyway.

tiggy - Jun 17, 2010 1:51:56 am PDT #451 of 1328

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

bwah!

Calli - Jun 18, 2010 11:01:08 am PDT #452 of 1328

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From today's lightning fast Natter:

Ginger: I always have a moment of confusion when I get First Class Mail with FCM on the label. I'm thinking, "The postage? The address? The tape? What are my choices?"

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