Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


amych - Jun 14, 2010 9:07:31 am PDT #447 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Zenkitty discusses (dismisses?) work ethic in Natter:

I don't think I'm self-driven. I don't think I'm driven at all. I think I'm in "Park".


Toddson - Jun 15, 2010 9:21:22 am PDT #448 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Frankenbuddha, in Natter (and honestly - do you even CARE about the context?):

Terminator Jesus

It certainly gives the line "I'll be back." a whole new meaning.


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2010 12:02:21 pm PDT #449 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Because this needs to be immortalized, from Natter:

ita: I heard great things about the British series The IT Crowd and tried two episodes of it yesterday and was quite unimpressed.

Cass: Have you tried turning it off and on again?


Strix - Jun 16, 2010 7:12:22 pm PDT #450 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I needed a new tagline anyway.


tiggy - Jun 17, 2010 1:51:56 am PDT #451 of 1328
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

bwah!


Calli - Jun 18, 2010 11:01:08 am PDT #452 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From today's lightning fast Natter:

Ginger: I always have a moment of confusion when I get First Class Mail with FCM on the label. I'm thinking, "The postage? The address? The tape? What are my choices?"


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2010 12:43:31 pm PDT #453 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Also in Natter --

Dana: There's also "Shag, Cliff, Marry." Which is less obscene but sounds more violent.

Daisy Jane: Right? I mean Colin Firth may not be my thing, but I don't want him to hurtle down to his death. He seems like a nice enough guy.


Cashmere - Jun 18, 2010 5:55:51 pm PDT #454 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Natter:

Burrell: And when do boys stop wanting to hug their moms?

Erin: According to Freud, never.


Zenkitty - Jun 18, 2010 6:09:27 pm PDT #455 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, because it's there:

Daisy Jane

Oh, god. I am at the bar and someone is talking fan fiction at me. THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED. I REPEAT. THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED.

tommyrot

DEPLOY THE ROOMBA-RIDING CATS!


Cashmere - Jun 22, 2010 8:55:49 am PDT #456 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Bitches:

NoiseDesign:

I'm excited about seeing the new ship tomorrow. A North Atlantic crossing on a brand new cruise ship that is the largest in this fleet. What could go wrong?