Inara ,'Objects In Space'
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in Natter
ita: Now, I admit, I went through a sizable period where I wanted to breed with someone who looked like a taller more athletic version of me, but that didn't mean I liked them more. I was just trying for the next best thing to parthenogenesis.
The context is Bitches. Need I say more?
Gudanov:
Ooooh, a kinky kerfuffle. Sounds sexy even if it will all end in semantics and maybe punctuation.
Erin, in Natter, on how to write a note thanking someone for interviewing you for a job you had and laid off from:
I appreciate the chance to reconnect with you you miserable prats and to update you on the new skills and connections I have made in the last two years since you upset the fucking applecart and fucked my life up, buttmunch.
I am glad to see that X company has been able to diversify and is now considering opening up to new opportunities to advance its position in the marketplace although if you'd fired Beavis Buttlicker and Barbara Backstabber in, say 2008, maybe I wouldn't have to be reinterviewing.
I feel that I am the perfect fit for this position since I HAD it before. I would enjoy working again with X since she is about the only person there who can tell her ass from her elbow.
I would be happy to speak with you further regarding my qualifications you owe me, bitches! and would be pleased to discuss appropriate ranges of compensation I won't even roll out of bed for less than $10K more than I made when you laid me off; you OWE me, bitches.
Best, I hope skunks invade your bedroom, and your sex parts develop an itchy rash
(name irrelevant, but it was meara for those interested)
Zenkitty: I've found the best sunscreen to be walls.
In Bitches:
Shir: ION, I read too much Sartre today. weeps
smonster: oh, no, not too much Sartre!! I don't even know what's a remedy for that. Muppets?
In Bitches --
Hec: If you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.
Miracleman, in Natter lease stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.
While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.
Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards. edited by Miracleman on Jun 3, 20
Cashmere, talking about family in Bitches:
We put the fun in dysfunctional.
msbelle, in Natter:
1) why am I up?
2) why am I buying Weebl and Bob stuff?
3) only in Kenya
A few days back in Natter...
shrift Um. Is Livejournal.com displaying in Russian for anyone else?
Daisy Jane Excellent. Only a year and a half into the presidency and the communist takeover has already begun!
Polter-Cow Not me.
Daisy Jane Someone will be by shortly for your reeducation, P-C.
Kristen DA!
shrift I guess this means I'm a sleeper who has just been activated. Privyet, Comrade.