Shir on the essence of Buffistas: You're a support system in a corset, eyeglasses and high heels, with a dirty mind, a heart of gold and a dictionary on hand.
Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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smonster - May 15, 2010 10:42:07 am PDT #435 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
omnis_audis - May 17, 2010 6:37:33 pm PDT #436 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
in Bitches:
SeanK: The check came. P-C gets to live.
Gudanov: Glad to hear that the check came!
Polter-Cow: Glad to hear I get to live!
Laga: Yay check! Everybody lives!
Gudanov:
Glad to hear I get to live!
Oh, yeah, that's good too.
Cass - May 19, 2010 12:24:37 pm PDT #437 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
in Natter
ita: Now, I admit, I went through a sizable period where I wanted to breed with someone who looked like a taller more athletic version of me, but that didn't mean I liked them more. I was just trying for the next best thing to parthenogenesis.
WindSparrow - May 19, 2010 12:58:21 pm PDT #438 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
The context is Bitches. Need I say more?
Gudanov:
Ooooh, a kinky kerfuffle. Sounds sexy even if it will all end in semantics and maybe punctuation.
Toddson - May 20, 2010 1:47:59 pm PDT #439 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Erin, in Natter, on how to write a note thanking someone for interviewing you for a job you had and laid off from:
I appreciate the chance to reconnect with you you miserable prats and to update you on the new skills and connections I have made in the last two years since you upset the fucking applecart and fucked my life up, buttmunch.
I am glad to see that X company has been able to diversify and is now considering opening up to new opportunities to advance its position in the marketplace although if you'd fired Beavis Buttlicker and Barbara Backstabber in, say 2008, maybe I wouldn't have to be reinterviewing.
I feel that I am the perfect fit for this position since I HAD it before. I would enjoy working again with X since she is about the only person there who can tell her ass from her elbow.
I would be happy to speak with you further regarding my qualifications you owe me, bitches! and would be pleased to discuss appropriate ranges of compensation I won't even roll out of bed for less than $10K more than I made when you laid me off; you OWE me, bitches.
Best, I hope skunks invade your bedroom, and your sex parts develop an itchy rash
(name irrelevant, but it was meara for those interested)
Trudy Booth - May 27, 2010 1:47:49 pm PDT #440 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Zenkitty: I've found the best sunscreen to be walls.
Pix - May 27, 2010 2:14:23 pm PDT #441 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches:
Shir: ION, I read too much Sartre today. weeps
smonster: oh, no, not too much Sartre!! I don't even know what's a remedy for that. Muppets?
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 4:52:11 pm PDT #442 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Bitches --
Hec: If you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.
erikaj - Jun 04, 2010 10:05:06 am PDT #443 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Miracleman, in Natter lease stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.
While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.
Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards. edited by Miracleman on Jun 3, 20
Zenkitty - Jun 05, 2010 4:19:24 am PDT #444 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Cashmere, talking about family in Bitches:
We put the fun in dysfunctional.