Matt in Natter:
Caught two more mice over the weekend, and took Mr. and Mrs. Stuart Little on a nice trip into the country where they can get to know their new friends Mr. Hawk and Mrs. Feral Cat.
River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Scrappy - Mar 15, 2010 6:59:12 am PDT #407 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Tom Scola - Mar 15, 2010 7:51:46 am PDT #408 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Amy:
You could help me write copy for a terrible romance called Stronger Than Sin. And no, I don't know what the title is supposed to mean, either.
Sue:
"When desire is stronger than coffee...stronger than fortified wine...stronger than sin!"
meara:
Is it a Christian romance? That I could see--"we are so into each other...but we know that God is on our side, and wants us to love each other only in the bonds of marriage, because Twu Wuv With GAWD(TM) is STRONGER THAN THE DEVIL"S LUSTY SIN!"
Or, alternately, for an erotic "We can't stop ourselves! This lust is TOO MUCH! We know it is dirty dirty (oh so goooood) sinful sinny sin sin (ooh, talk dirty to me baby it's nasty nasty bad girl you dirty whore!) Our need to have each other is STRONGER THAN SIN!"
Erin:
It was strong. Strong like police department coffee. Strong like the man-musk of 12 cowboys herding sheep and battling secret longings strong.
It was stronger than all that. It was stronger than sin. Not wearing mixed fabrics sin, stronger than the kind of sin that is stronger than that, the kind of sin that is so sinful, you have to call it the sin with no name.
Except it has a name. But I can't tell you. Because it is so strong.
But anyway, some Amish people have some sex in the this book and it is STRONGER THAN SIN.
Kathy A - Mar 16, 2010 6:44:13 am PDT #409 of 1328
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
msbelle in Natter:
I just kept getting annoyed each time we had to kill someone else because it was tiring and messy.
Steph L. - Mar 16, 2010 7:04:54 am PDT #410 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Time change-y-ness in Natter:
Sue: This is my Monday after the time change. The gronk is mighty and thick. Coffee has done nothing.
Frankenbuddha: Is it better or worse that it's actually Tuesday?
Scola: Instead of setting her clock ahead 1 hour, she set it back 23 hours.
billytea: Clearly you are all crazy, wrong-headed people, as it's actually Wednesday.
Toddson - Mar 16, 2010 8:14:51 am PDT #411 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
megan walker in Natter, showing that jury duty is educational:
Mostly what I learned from this case was, if you flee the scene, stay fled.
Toddson - Mar 19, 2010 9:51:42 am PDT #412 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
tommyrot ... and really, do you need any context?
Just wait for the next episode of CSI: New Testament ....
dcp - Mar 19, 2010 1:09:25 pm PDT #413 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Gudanov: Google Chrome just informed me that the Lazarus extension died and gave me the option to restart it.
Steph L. - Mar 21, 2010 6:11:42 pm PDT #414 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
Sophia: I feel a little bit like it would be like "hey Sophia1 Why don't you meet Fabian!!!! HE IS A TEEN IDOL!"
Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2010 1:24:24 pm PDT #415 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
?: The big mall-place that has the only US store of Baby the Stars Shine Bright? Tempting, but I know all the stuff I want for them doesn't come in my size.
Yes, well, but they have lots of accessories and shoes in there too.
juliana: Yes, at RIDICULOUS prices. Not that that stops me from going in and drooling, but I am not paying $65 for a hair accessory unless a unicorn delivers it. And then lets me braid its mane.
Nicole: That's just silly, juliana.
Unicorn delivery? Really?
You'll pay THREE TIMES what you did on the hair accessory. If it's the money you're concerned about, I'd use Troll Express or maybe even Kwik Krakken. Otherwise you're just blowing cash on pretty packaging.
A unicorn bit my sister.
JZ - Mar 26, 2010 6:54:23 pm PDT #416 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm pretty sure the first two unknowns are Jilli and Hec.