Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Vortex - Mar 02, 2010 8:06:12 am PST #398 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ita in Natter:

I have a sub who keeps texting me intermittently. I suppose knocking him unconscious set a bad precedent.


smonster - Mar 02, 2010 3:15:46 pm PST #399 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Erin in Natter:

If the Rapture comes, I just hope I can get some sleep.


Vortex - Mar 04, 2010 11:31:33 am PST #400 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Scrappy (re: Teppy's move): May I remind you that you left an almost monastic existance to go live in SIN?

Tommyrot: I live in sin too! I totally covet stuff and neighbors' wives and whatnot.


flea - Mar 05, 2010 6:50:47 am PST #401 of 1328
information libertarian

Vortex in Natter:

We were chat rouletting last night at the theatre and saw three masturbating men in a row. I said "we should win something, like a slot machine. One cock, two cock, three cocks! ding! ding! ding!" and my friend said "more like dong, dong, dong"


Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2010 4:27:28 pm PST #402 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

billytea rocking in Natter:

Sandwiches are assuredly one of those things that should remain hairless. ("You know, I think I prefer your hair in a bun.")


Toddson - Mar 08, 2010 12:15:41 pm PST #403 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

msbelle, on Oscar critiques:

It's a shame that crack has taken such a toll on entertainment writers.

and risking her status as the nicest ....


Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2010 1:40:25 pm PST #404 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger:

Martin + Lewis = Sometimes funny and loved by the French

Rowan + Martin = Thumbs up

Martin + Baldwin = Thumbs down


WindSparrow - Mar 11, 2010 7:04:10 pm PST #405 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches, on how to maintain calm under adverse conditions.

omnis_audis

Aims, you are amazing. I admire your calmness. I'd be flipping out like a crazy person right now. {{{ Aims }}}

Aims

Well, I am actually typing with the severed hands of a perky woman that irritated me at Starbucks and I was forced to kill her. But she had some nice Stila lip gloss so that made me feel better.


Jessica - Mar 15, 2010 4:16:17 am PDT #406 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

La Tep:

I took my Ambien a little bit ago, and started playing sudoku. Before the Ambien started to kick in, sudoku was just a number puzzle. And now that the drugs have kicked in (and, oh, they HAVE), sudoku has turned into a scenario where I have to chaperone and cat-herd a bunch of unruly adolescent numbers into their cabins at summer camp.

I have NO idea where that came from. And yet, 8 is an unruly bastard and I can never find where 6 went.


Scrappy - Mar 15, 2010 6:59:12 am PDT #407 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Matt in Natter:

Caught two more mice over the weekend, and took Mr. and Mrs. Stuart Little on a nice trip into the country where they can get to know their new friends Mr. Hawk and Mrs. Feral Cat.