Dang, Calli beat me to it. It may be even better without the context.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica: Heeeeeeeelp. I have no food in the house and no desire to get dressed and go outside to get food. And yet, still hungry.
javachik: Jess, pancakes? French toast? Order in pizza?
Jessica: Pizza would still require me to get cash first, which brings me back to the issue of pants.
Tom Scola: There isn't a pizza place near you that takes credit cards? Domino's or something?
tommyrot: Or a "no-pants" pizza place?
Jessica: There's Papa John's, but for a 4th-floor walk up, I don't like to tip on a card.
Gudanov: Papa John's will let you pay with a card when you order on-line.
ita: I would probably still put on pants for the delivery guy.
Gudanov: From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.
ita: No pants preference?
Gudanov: I always wore pants when I delivered pizzas.
Perkins: You might have gotten more tips if you hadn't.
In Natter (I literally nearly spit my drink out on the keyboard, for lo, am 12):
Aims: I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants.
tommyrot: What was the straight line?
Aims: Tenant reports that her lock won't slide into the hole very far.
erikaj, in Natter:
Wow...is there a world without wingnuts? Cause I'm allergic.
ita, discussing spoilers in Other Media:
I think you're clear on killer squid.
Also, Rosebud is a sled, and Darth Vader is whatsisname's father.
In Bitches:
Sean
Flight delayed an hour because NO CREW!!!
Jessica
You should volunteer to fly the plane. Tell them you played a lot of Flight Simulator as a kid.
In Natter:
Jesse: Wow. Someone just emailed me about a conference she's supposed to go to, because the materials say you have to make your hotel reservation by 3/1. She wasn't sure what to do. I suggested she call the hotel and make a reservation, using the information on the materials.
JZ: I was not aware that you work in my office. Why haven't we gone out on a lunch date yet?
flea: Nobody to make the reservations.
DCJensen: I was informed by NPR yesterday that former congressperson Dick Armey's people are partly funding the Tea Party movement and trying to steer it.
Tea Party "patriots" and Dick Armey. Somehow the name fits.
Out of the mouths of babes in Natter, David S.
It's funny when Matilda drops a curse word into conversation.
The best probably being, "Daddy, you didn't say a "fuckwad"?
"Wha?"
"When the light turned green. The driver didn't go. You didn't say fuckwad."
Jilli explains in Bitches:
My essential cupcake nature needs to be regularly refreshed by nomming cupcakes. It is true. I need regular infusions of buttercream frosting, else I wilt.