And what's the fun in becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right?

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


libkitty - Feb 01, 2010 5:49:53 pm PST #368 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Sorry Jessica. It's gone.


Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2010 9:04:03 pm PST #369 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

PixKristin: Vortex and Drew and their limes scare me. At the last F2F, Drew could barely fit any alcohol in his glass because of the limes (which is, I guess, one way to know it's time to stop).

billytea: Well, yeah. You have to draw a lime somewhere


Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2010 9:42:13 pm PST #370 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dana: ...Also, the Saints are in the Super Bowl.

Polter-Cow: I believe you mean The Big Game.

Aims: Dana, I'm going to have to ask you to not use the name Saints becuse it belongs to the NFL.

Dana: You can't see me, but I'm thinking of a fleur-de-lis right now.

tommyrot: I'm going to have to ask you to not use the name Saints becuse it belongs to the NFL.

You shouldn't used "NFL" either. Or football. Just say, "That league of that one sport."

Jesse: You mean the NFL(TM)(R)(C), right?

tommyrot: Yes.

Aims:

You can't see me, but I'm thinking of a fleur-de-lis right now.

You are angering the country where they speak the language of love. And make cheese.

megan walker: And surrender. Don't forget the surrendering.

Aims: Or the wine.

Polter-Cow:

Just say, "That league of that one sport."

Justice is not a sport, tommyrot.


ChiKat - Feb 04, 2010 11:03:51 am PST #371 of 1328
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

In Natter...

Liese S.: My phone's ringtone is a ring. Like ones telephones make. Because it's a phone. And it's ringing. All I want to know is that someone is calling me. I don't want to suddenly be treated to a rendition of any music. I just want to be notified, so I can pick up the phone and say, "Hello?" in an irritated voice.


smonster - Feb 05, 2010 10:35:43 am PST #372 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Microfiber can do anything, in Natter:

DavidS: Wow, if Gene Roddenberry knew about microfiber cloths we'd never have to hear about reversing the polarity and tachyon fields for his technobabble plot solutions.

"Captain! We can't do Warp 43!" "Wrap the dilithium crystal in microfiber cloth and punch it!"

Tom Scola: They make you say "WOW!" every time!

DavidS: Funny, you don't look wow-ish.

ita: Can you wrap reality in microfiber and punch it too?


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2010 4:50:50 pm PST #373 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: I live alone. I own two hammers and sometimes can't find either.


Steph L. - Feb 08, 2010 10:39:50 am PST #374 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Scola: I assumed it would go in a more Harriet Beecher Stowe direction.

Jessica: That would be unusually high-brow for urbandictionary.com.

ita: On urbanedictionary.com, maybe.


Trudy Booth - Feb 10, 2010 11:18:41 am PST #375 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Once again, our Laura is the biggest optimist I know - cracking wise in the middle of upsettedness:

Laura: I watch House. No good could come from that.


Cashmere - Feb 13, 2010 12:44:07 pm PST #376 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

erika in Bitches:

This is going to sound unFriendly because I'm touched by the response, but please nobody else Friend me on Facebook till I figure out how it'll let me on. Thanks


EpicTangent - Feb 17, 2010 2:54:14 pm PST #377 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

ita: tommy, you read a site called guyism.com?

tommyrot: I forgot how I ended up there.

billytea: That's where most of their traffic comes from, people trying to navigate the internet and refusing to ask for directions.