But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.

River ,'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


smonster - Jan 27, 2010 6:09:37 am PST #358 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

smonster - Jan 27, 2010 6:10:25 am PST #359 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Bitches, Aims models self-acceptance:

Put yer cheesecake in the air!
And eat it like you just don't care!
And now somebody!
Everybody!
Everybody scream "FUCK OFF! The BMI is not an appropriate measure of health!"


Fred Pete - Jan 27, 2010 7:50:30 am PST #360 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Connie Neil gets nostalgic in Natter:

I miss straightforward, wholesome songs like "Let's Get It On."


Toddson - Jan 28, 2010 10:12:42 am PST #361 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Connie Neil (obviously on a roll) in Bitches:

Some people do extreme sports. Some do extreme doughnuts.


dcp - Jan 28, 2010 2:55:52 pm PST #362 of 1328
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye

In Natter:

tommyrot: OK, I've heard "Rule 34," but not all of this:

Rule 34 States: “If it exists, there is porn of it.” See also Rule 35: “If no such porn exists, it will be made.” Generally held to refer to fictional characters and cartoons, although some formulations insist there are "no exceptions" even for abstract ideas like non-Euclidean geometry, or puzzlement.

There's non-Euclidean geometry porn? Uh-oh.



Gudanov: I'm sure it exists, but it's hard to visualize.


Jessica - Feb 01, 2010 5:12:29 am PST #363 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Jesse clears things up (Natter):

Anyway, frig and fridge are not pronounced the same way, and only one of them is an abbreviation for refrigerator.


smonster - Feb 01, 2010 10:57:11 am PST #364 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

ita takes a brave stand, in Natter:

I vote for more infants with brains.


javachik - Feb 01, 2010 4:08:31 pm PST #365 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.

Dana, on Lady Gaga and her Grammy bits:

If you click on it, you get a bigger version. And you are then legally married to Lady Gaga in twenty-three states.


libkitty - Feb 01, 2010 5:23:48 pm PST #366 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Jessica - Feb 01, 2010 5:43:59 pm PST #367 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

(Since I didn't get explicit permission to repost that, I'd appreciate if it didn't make it into the BRQG.)