Connie Neil (obviously on a roll) in Bitches:
Some people do extreme sports. Some do extreme doughnuts.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - Jan 28, 2010 10:12:42 am PST #361 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
dcp - Jan 28, 2010 2:55:52 pm PST #362 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
In Natter:
tommyrot:
OK, I've heard "Rule 34," but not all of this:
Rule 34 States: “If it exists, there is porn of it.” See also Rule 35: “If no such porn exists, it will be made.” Generally held to refer to fictional characters and cartoons, although some formulations insist there are "no exceptions" even for abstract ideas like non-Euclidean geometry, or puzzlement.
There's non-Euclidean geometry porn? Uh-oh.
Gudanov:
I'm sure it exists, but it's hard to visualize.
Jessica - Feb 01, 2010 5:12:29 am PST #363 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Jesse clears things up (Natter):
Anyway, frig and fridge are not pronounced the same way, and only one of them is an abbreviation for refrigerator.
smonster - Feb 01, 2010 10:57:11 am PST #364 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
ita takes a brave stand, in Natter:
I vote for more infants with brains.
javachik - Feb 01, 2010 4:08:31 pm PST #365 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
Dana, on Lady Gaga and her Grammy bits:
If you click on it, you get a bigger version. And you are then legally married to Lady Gaga in twenty-three states.
libkitty - Feb 01, 2010 5:23:48 pm PST #366 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Jessica - Feb 01, 2010 5:43:59 pm PST #367 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
(Since I didn't get explicit permission to repost that, I'd appreciate if it didn't make it into the BRQG.)
libkitty - Feb 01, 2010 5:49:53 pm PST #368 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Sorry Jessica. It's gone.
Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2010 9:04:03 pm PST #369 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
PixKristin: Vortex and Drew and their limes scare me. At the last F2F, Drew could barely fit any alcohol in his glass because of the limes (which is, I guess, one way to know it's time to stop).
billytea: Well, yeah. You have to draw a lime somewhere
Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2010 9:42:13 pm PST #370 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dana: ...Also, the Saints are in the Super Bowl.
Polter-Cow: I believe you mean The Big Game.
Aims: Dana, I'm going to have to ask you to not use the name Saints becuse it belongs to the NFL.
Dana: You can't see me, but I'm thinking of a fleur-de-lis right now.
tommyrot: I'm going to have to ask you to not use the name Saints becuse it belongs to the NFL.
You shouldn't used "NFL" either. Or football. Just say, "That league of that one sport."
Jesse: You mean the NFL(TM)(R)(C), right?
tommyrot: Yes.
Aims:
You can't see me, but I'm thinking of a fleur-de-lis right now.
You are angering the country where they speak the language of love. And make cheese.
megan walker: And surrender. Don't forget the surrendering.
Aims: Or the wine.
Polter-Cow:
Just say, "That league of that one sport."
Justice is not a sport, tommyrot.