Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
libkitty - Feb 01, 2010 5:23:48 pm PST #366 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Jessica - Feb 01, 2010 5:43:59 pm PST #367 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
(Since I didn't get explicit permission to repost that, I'd appreciate if it didn't make it into the BRQG.)
libkitty - Feb 01, 2010 5:49:53 pm PST #368 of 1328
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Sorry Jessica. It's gone.
Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2010 9:04:03 pm PST #369 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
PixKristin: Vortex and Drew and their limes scare me. At the last F2F, Drew could barely fit any alcohol in his glass because of the limes (which is, I guess, one way to know it's time to stop).
billytea: Well, yeah. You have to draw a lime somewhere
Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2010 9:42:13 pm PST #370 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dana: ...Also, the Saints are in the Super Bowl.
Polter-Cow: I believe you mean The Big Game.
Aims: Dana, I'm going to have to ask you to not use the name Saints becuse it belongs to the NFL.
Dana: You can't see me, but I'm thinking of a fleur-de-lis right now.
tommyrot: I'm going to have to ask you to not use the name Saints becuse it belongs to the NFL.
You shouldn't used "NFL" either. Or football. Just say, "That league of that one sport."
Jesse: You mean the NFL(TM)(R)(C), right?
tommyrot: Yes.
Aims:
You can't see me, but I'm thinking of a fleur-de-lis right now.
You are angering the country where they speak the language of love. And make cheese.
megan walker: And surrender. Don't forget the surrendering.
Aims: Or the wine.
Polter-Cow:
Just say, "That league of that one sport."
Justice is not a sport, tommyrot.
ChiKat - Feb 04, 2010 11:03:51 am PST #371 of 1328
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Natter...
Liese S.: My phone's ringtone is a ring. Like ones telephones make. Because it's a phone. And it's ringing. All I want to know is that someone is calling me. I don't want to suddenly be treated to a rendition of any music. I just want to be notified, so I can pick up the phone and say, "Hello?" in an irritated voice.
smonster - Feb 05, 2010 10:35:43 am PST #372 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Microfiber can do anything, in Natter:
DavidS: Wow, if Gene Roddenberry knew about microfiber cloths we'd never have to hear about reversing the polarity and tachyon fields for his technobabble plot solutions.
"Captain! We can't do Warp 43!" "Wrap the dilithium crystal in microfiber cloth and punch it!"
Tom Scola: They make you say "WOW!" every time!
DavidS: Funny, you don't look wow-ish.
ita: Can you wrap reality in microfiber and punch it too?
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2010 4:50:50 pm PST #373 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: I live alone. I own two hammers and sometimes can't find either.
Steph L. - Feb 08, 2010 10:39:50 am PST #374 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Scola: I assumed it would go in a more Harriet Beecher Stowe direction.
Jessica: That would be unusually high-brow for urbandictionary.com.
ita: On urbanedictionary.com, maybe.
Trudy Booth - Feb 10, 2010 11:18:41 am PST #375 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Once again, our Laura is the biggest optimist I know - cracking wise in the middle of upsettedness:
Laura: I watch House. No good could come from that.