sarameg: Morning is stupid.
Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?
Anya ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Trudy Booth - Jan 23, 2010 10:16:36 pm PST #355 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DCJensen - Jan 24, 2010 7:11:22 pm PST #356 of 1328
All is well that ends in pizza.
From Natter:
Sophia Brooks: Why does Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" make me cry? I am not a father, nor a son, nor did my mother ignore me in favor of her job. But still, I weep.
Amy:I think they passed a law in the 1970s that it has to make you cry or ... you lose.
Zenkitty - Jan 26, 2010 4:18:35 pm PST #357 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Natter, weighing in on the ban of D&D in prisons:
Calli: Yeah, without D&D the inmates will be all, "This isn't quite optimal, but I guess I'll linger quietly for a bit."
Aims: See, the prison officials are thinking about it all wrong. What they should do is make prison a big, giant LARP. Assign characters on their way in, they get character points for doing good things, lose karma points for doing bad things, and if they want to shank a motherfucker, they gotta roll initiative with a -20.
smonster - Jan 27, 2010 6:09:37 am PST #358 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
smonster - Jan 27, 2010 6:10:25 am PST #359 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches, Aims models self-acceptance:
Put yer cheesecake in the air!
And eat it like you just don't care!
And now somebody!
Everybody!
Everybody scream "FUCK OFF! The BMI is not an appropriate measure of health!"
Fred Pete - Jan 27, 2010 7:50:30 am PST #360 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Connie Neil gets nostalgic in Natter:
I miss straightforward, wholesome songs like "Let's Get It On."
Toddson - Jan 28, 2010 10:12:42 am PST #361 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Connie Neil (obviously on a roll) in Bitches:
Some people do extreme sports. Some do extreme doughnuts.
dcp - Jan 28, 2010 2:55:52 pm PST #362 of 1328
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye
In Natter:
tommyrot:
OK, I've heard "Rule 34," but not all of this:
Rule 34 States: “If it exists, there is porn of it.” See also Rule 35: “If no such porn exists, it will be made.” Generally held to refer to fictional characters and cartoons, although some formulations insist there are "no exceptions" even for abstract ideas like non-Euclidean geometry, or puzzlement.
There's non-Euclidean geometry porn? Uh-oh.
Gudanov:
I'm sure it exists, but it's hard to visualize.
Jessica - Feb 01, 2010 5:12:29 am PST #363 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Jesse clears things up (Natter):
Anyway, frig and fridge are not pronounced the same way, and only one of them is an abbreviation for refrigerator.
smonster - Feb 01, 2010 10:57:11 am PST #364 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
ita takes a brave stand, in Natter:
I vote for more infants with brains.