Jessica in Natter:
Of course the article misses out completely on the most important question of all, which is "How can I get this job involving getting mice drunk and making them run into things?"
Strong like an Amazon.
Tara ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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flea - Dec 10, 2009 5:10:49 am PST #316 of 1328
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flea - Dec 10, 2009 5:12:47 am PST #317 of 1328
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tommyrot in Natter:
ION, my apartment is a little messy. I just watched my cat stalk and pounce on a pair of underwear.
That ain't right.
ita:
Did your cat have to give chase? That's the scale you measure ain't right on.
flea - Dec 10, 2009 5:16:50 am PST #318 of 1328
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And, so snorfly I had to back a whole day to get it:
ita:
Now I know to go needle if I ever get the third one done like I've been kinda meaning to.
Jesse:
Your third ear?!?!?
ita:
YES JESSE THIRD EAR.
Third cartilage piercing, der. Which would bring that ear up to 7. And full done. Just one on the other side. Not sure why.
Sophia:
You have SEVEN ears????
ita:
YES SEVEN EARS SOPHIA.
The next day, ita:
At the very last minute I remembered I'd planned to wear earrings and a necklace. Put three earrings in (IN EACH OF MY THREE EARS) and everything. Not that the jewelry matches my outfit or anything, but they all match each other, and that's half the battle.
smonster - Dec 10, 2009 11:56:35 am PST #319 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
javachik on theology in Bitches:
If you don't believe in god, you can pray like I do, to the stars and moons and trees and rocks and things and Crosby Stills and Nash but mostly Nash because he was the nicest and cutest.
Trudy Booth - Dec 10, 2009 1:04:54 pm PST #320 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
This may be the most quinticentially Buffista statement ever.
Steph L.: And now that I've shared my freaky beliefs, I'm going to Trader Joe's.
Steph L. - Dec 10, 2009 4:30:42 pm PST #321 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
Jessica: Who carries a semi-automatic weapon to sell pirated CDs???
Kristen: A guy who doesn't have the latest Twilight movie.
Trudy: Actual pirates.
Toddson - Dec 11, 2009 12:03:15 pm PST #322 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
erika brings her own take on the Duggars and Quiverfull:
yeah...from what I understand, early Christians prized celibacy, not your own football team
smonster - Dec 11, 2009 5:34:29 pm PST #323 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I am a sucker for a callback. Or two.
amych: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
ita: BECAUSE MY MUMMY IS NOT YOUR MUMMY.
Aims: THAT'S JUST MEAN TO SAY TAUNTY PANTS! STICK IT IN ANY OF YOUR THREE OR SEVEN EARS!
Scrappy - Dec 13, 2009 8:58:45 am PST #324 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The Brilliant Teppy:
I've always thought that, when you order a Suffering Bastard, the server should bring the cook out to the table.
Nilly - Dec 13, 2009 7:45:23 pm PST #325 of 1328
Swouncing
Natter:
JenP: And logging on here makes it feel that much closer to really being home. Which is funny, because I can take you anywhere (that I'd be going, anyway), but still true.
meara: But once you can log in here FROM HOME, then it must BE home. Because if you can't log in from where you're living, and you can from a hotel room, how can where you're living possibly be "home"?? :)
Makes perfect sense.