This may be the most quinticentially Buffista statement ever.
Steph L.: And now that I've shared my freaky beliefs, I'm going to Trader Joe's.
'Sleeper'
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This may be the most quinticentially Buffista statement ever.
Steph L.: And now that I've shared my freaky beliefs, I'm going to Trader Joe's.
In Natter --
Jessica: Who carries a semi-automatic weapon to sell pirated CDs???
Kristen: A guy who doesn't have the latest Twilight movie.
Trudy: Actual pirates.
erika brings her own take on the Duggars and Quiverfull:
yeah...from what I understand, early Christians prized celibacy, not your own football team
I am a sucker for a callback. Or two.
amych: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
ita: BECAUSE MY MUMMY IS NOT YOUR MUMMY.
Aims: THAT'S JUST MEAN TO SAY TAUNTY PANTS! STICK IT IN ANY OF YOUR THREE OR SEVEN EARS!
The Brilliant Teppy:
I've always thought that, when you order a Suffering Bastard, the server should bring the cook out to the table.
Natter:
JenP: And logging on here makes it feel that much closer to really being home. Which is funny, because I can take you anywhere (that I'd be going, anyway), but still true.
meara: But once you can log in here FROM HOME, then it must BE home. Because if you can't log in from where you're living, and you can from a hotel room, how can where you're living possibly be "home"?? :)
Makes perfect sense.
beth b: Rudeness is not necessary. Esp in an office. But then again, I keep hearing Adults say things like "Eww when presented with food they don't like instead of saying no thank you.
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Aims: Either shut up and enjoy it for what it is or just shut up.
Polter-Cow:
Buffista wordsmiths, please fill in the blank:
She put the condom on me, ______ it.
Applying? Unrolling?
Aims:
I take it you found a wife?
billytea:
Or at the very least he's pretty far advanced in the interview process.
In Bitches, obviously!
In Natter, because Jesse gets a big giant WROD from me!
David
You hug-a-phobes have got all kinds of personal space issues.
Jesse
I prefer to think of it as having personal space.
Calli, in Bitches (honestly, where else?):
Trudy, if they're smoking during sex, they need more lube.