I am a sucker for a callback. Or two.
amych: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
ita: BECAUSE MY MUMMY IS NOT YOUR MUMMY.
Aims: THAT'S JUST MEAN TO SAY TAUNTY PANTS! STICK IT IN ANY OF YOUR THREE OR SEVEN EARS!
Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.
Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Dec 11, 2009 5:34:29 pm PST #323 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Scrappy - Dec 13, 2009 8:58:45 am PST #324 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The Brilliant Teppy:
I've always thought that, when you order a Suffering Bastard, the server should bring the cook out to the table.
Nilly - Dec 13, 2009 7:45:23 pm PST #325 of 1328
Swouncing
Natter:
JenP: And logging on here makes it feel that much closer to really being home. Which is funny, because I can take you anywhere (that I'd be going, anyway), but still true.
meara: But once you can log in here FROM HOME, then it must BE home. Because if you can't log in from where you're living, and you can from a hotel room, how can where you're living possibly be "home"?? :)
Makes perfect sense.
Trudy Booth - Dec 14, 2009 11:49:03 am PST #326 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
beth b: Rudeness is not necessary. Esp in an office. But then again, I keep hearing Adults say things like "Eww when presented with food they don't like instead of saying no thank you.
****
Aims: Either shut up and enjoy it for what it is or just shut up.
flea - Dec 15, 2009 2:17:48 am PST #327 of 1328
information libertarian
Polter-Cow:
Buffista wordsmiths, please fill in the blank:
She put the condom on me, ______ it.
Applying? Unrolling?
Aims:
I take it you found a wife?
billytea:
Or at the very least he's pretty far advanced in the interview process.
In Bitches, obviously!
Kat - Dec 15, 2009 8:56:45 pm PST #328 of 1328
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
In Natter, because Jesse gets a big giant WROD from me!
David
You hug-a-phobes have got all kinds of personal space issues.
Jesse
I prefer to think of it as having personal space.
Toddson - Dec 16, 2009 5:10:41 am PST #329 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Calli, in Bitches (honestly, where else?):
Trudy, if they're smoking during sex, they need more lube.
Cashmere - Dec 16, 2009 8:11:48 pm PST #330 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
Plei in Natter:
Jesus, people. Go Galt already and stop polluting our Intertubes.
Tom Scola - Dec 17, 2009 8:26:21 am PST #331 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Music:
Fred Pete: My favorite bit of rock musician-education trivia is that Mick Jagger studied at the London School of Economics.
Corwood Industries: Which of course led to their famous lyric "but what can a poor boy do?/except analyze the deadweight loss when the supply curve modulates downward following the marginal rate of change in the futures market?"
WindSparrow - Dec 23, 2009 4:37:38 pm PST #332 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Laga, in Bitches:
D: you're not wrapping a present for the cat, are you?
Me: Not only am I wrapping a present for the cat, but I've been waiting all day for her to go outside so it would be a surprise. And now I'm putting her name on the tag.