That's the thrill of living in the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage ... Pardon me for finding the glass half-full.

Giles ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2009 11:05:29 am PDT #194 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Toddson: Sparky isn't plain evil - she's PRETTY evil.


erikaj - Sep 04, 2009 6:22:13 am PDT #195 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Matt The Bruins Fan, in Natter. I find myself hoping Obama will release a "Don't jump off a cliff" speech to see how many people will do just that out of spite


Trudy Booth - Sep 04, 2009 10:08:43 am PDT #196 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shir: "Soviet Russia had less imperialistic ambitions" - my dad protesting my taking over his place on the couch, after he got up from it.

Being the daughter of a history fan: putting things into perspectives. His perspectives.


Laura - Sep 04, 2009 11:06:21 am PDT #197 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.

Gudanov: "I should have named that chair we once had 'Afghanistan'. It was hard to get out of and it hurt of the back of anyone who sat in it."


Trudy Booth - Sep 06, 2009 7:21:55 pm PDT #198 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: JEREMY PIVEN, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK YOU!


erikaj - Sep 06, 2009 10:10:58 pm PDT #199 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

What is that, some entry for the "Changed the Most" section in the b.org yearbook? Not that it doesn't fit. I never used to type stuff like that. Now I want to get paid to type stuff like that. And I guess I do only have the one decision to make, whether to find it funny or slightly pathetic that he would get back on the California rolls before we would even swap saliva...I guess funny is good.


evil jimi - Sep 08, 2009 5:49:00 am PDT #200 of 1328
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Just read the various Dalek types and noticed no-one stated--or at least, comm'd--the most obvious:

Hogwart Dalek: Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!


Trudy Booth - Sep 09, 2009 9:39:18 am PDT #201 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson's Niece: "Mummy! I have my pack pack! I have my pack pack!"


Laura - Sep 09, 2009 9:45:40 am PDT #202 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.

tommyrot: Would it suck to have the name Dick Hardstaff?

Zenkitty: Your choice of verb there was intended to make me snorfle Mountain Dew, right?

tommyrot: Well, I was considering "blow."

You would think that living with teen boys I would hear enough of that kind of humor.


flea - Sep 10, 2009 4:50:36 am PDT #203 of 1328
information libertarian

erikaj, post-Presidental speech:

Shadegg is a homophobic ratfucking moron(but how do I feel, right? And suddenly Rahm smiles and he doesn't know why...) Seriously, if John Shadegg had a serious plan to get a soda from a Pepsi machine, I'd be like "Anyone? Bueller?" while telling him I could tell he worked very hard on it.